Bibleman Teem Asembels... Siners BeWare!

[Bucky]

There's a New Bibleman! And he's too busy fighting evil to proofread his website!

Bibleman/Josh Carpenter
Weapon: Sword of the Sprit
Skills: Martial Arts, Self-Defense, and Cooking
Hobby: Writing Poetry and Jornaling
Color: Purple, Red
Story: Josh Carpenter always served the LORD ever since he was a child. After 10 years of fighting evil Miles Peterson retired, the board of directors that oversees the BibleAdventureTeam searched for a replacement they chose Josh and he appected.
Now: Josh is loving, being Bibleman. Cypher has became his best friend and they are updating their weapons while Biblegirl is at the Command Central on a mission...

Cypher
Weapon: Rings of the Mercy
Skills: Combat, Singing and Technologist (Techo Dude ;–)
Hobbies: Making Programs & Technologies, Admiring Flowers and Listen to his iPod
Color: Black !
Story: Cypher has always been a believer and in the past years of "Bibleman and Coats" (1998) he was secretly been watching Bibleman(Miles Peterson), praying he would be called to join Bibleman. After Coats got a call to go on a highly classified mission; Bibleman passed the torch to Cypher.
Now: Cypher is now waiting on UNICE circut board to be delivered by Mel?!?!...

Melody O'Shea wrong picture, but dumbass used a .bmp file for "Mel's" picture on that site!
Weapon: UNKNOWN
Skills: Combat, Technology Expert
Hobbies: Creating Technology, Talking to her cousin
Color: Blue
Story: Melody joined the Command Central in 2004 and has created technology for them since.
Now: Melody is delivering UNICE's new circuit board to Josh and Cypher in the first "Mobile Mission Command Center"...

[MrScorpio]

1. Jesus Called

He said that he doesn't know these people

[conscious evolution]

5. Dude,you owe me for a new keyboard

:rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray:

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. ROFLMFAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Kutjara]

2. Cypher and Melody seem to be pretty worked up...

...about that 'new circuit board' she's been delivering to him (in the "Mobile Mission Command Center," which is presumably what they're calling 'shagging wagons' these days).

I suspect Cy and Mel have strayed from the path of righteousness. Repeatedly and with vigor. Bibleman looks too involved in striking action poses to notice.

[jmowreader]

3. The villain is MUCH cooler than the heroes in this one

His name is Professor E. Meritus Snortinskoff.

He's got a big ol' Mohawk. A big ol' shit-eating grin painted bright red. A big ol' can of green greasepaint and vivid red lipstick, and apparently the Bibleman Team has a very low budget for makeup because it appears the Professor and Melody are using the same shade.

And his weapon is Sports Drinks! What's he do, freeze the shit in balloons and throw it at people?

Be that as it may, the Professor looks like he's having a lot more fun than the Bibleman Team.

[Aristus]

4. Idiots. Don't they know there's only ONE Biblical superhero.

And he has better writers:

"They can be a great people if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show them the way. For this reason above all others, their capacity for good, I have sent them you...my only son..."

Okay, that was Jor-El speaking to his son, Superman, but still...

Insert "Jesus" and you're home!

B-)

[Kutjara]

6. Yeah, but Jesus had a terrible personal shopper.

I mean, robes and sandles? Honestly! How terribly Galilee. Peasant-chic is all very well, but it can so easily be overdone.

[Nevernose]

12. Why must you make fun of Hercules?

And neglect all of the many, many only sons of god throughout history?

Sure, if I had to pick a role model, then Kal-El would be mine. Still, it's disrespectful to several other relgions, living and dead, to compare your son of god to theirs.

;)

[jakefrep]

8. Melody O'Shea needs one of those....

...ugly-ass full-body swimsuits. She's showing a bit too much figure for a righteous Biblical superhero.

http://www.wholesomewear.com/slimmer-c.html

[ikojo]

10. Do people actually wear these things?

I cannot imagine anyone going to a public pool in such a swimsuit.

[jakefrep]

11. Only if they want to drown....

...I can't imagine swimming in those things.

[Kutjara]

15. And be laughed at by everyone within visual range...

...while they drown.

[qnr]

9. And what is with the | for a title? Is that to um... protect their

identities or something?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I've seen episodes of Bibleman.

To a heathen, the humor is unparalleled.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Hmm, Cypher's favorite color is black!, eh?

Hmm.

[malta blue]

17. Well, after I cleaned up the keyboard

I just started to feel really sorry for the fool!

[sakabatou]

18. Cy looks like he came from the 70s/80s

And never joined the rest of the world.

[petronius]

19. Wow, if that's the "#1 Bibleman Power Source Fansite"

I'd sure hate to see #2. I was particularly disappointed that the "Xclusives" section didn't have anything about Xmas... :(

[Lautremont]

20. I guess "Xclusives" is short for "Christsclusives."

[Benfea]

21. The biggest irony is Jesus merchandise.

The whole notion of Jesus merchandise goes against much of what the man supposedly taught, yet millions lap this crap up without stopping and thinking about the inherent irony.