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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:58 AM
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10 Random Questions (100% Christmas-Free)
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
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JaySherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:14 AM
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1. My ten
1. My whole lifestyle would probably prevent it.

2. Joker. No contest.

3. Many times. And I do feel guilt. Usually I think of overfishing. But a freshky cooked lobster is just tooo good, so I'll enjoy 'em while I can.

4. All the time. Quality of the sex didn't factor in either.

5. Haven't had either in a while, but I think I remember the finger prick hurting more for some reason.

6. Legolas, because I think Orlando Bloom sucked in the first two movies. Dye Depp's hair blonde and he could pull it off.

7. France. They took more crap for it.

8. Almost always. The lone exception was my ex-fiance. One reason why we're not engaged anymore.

9. 7.

10. Turkey
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foreigncorrespondent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:41 AM
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2. My answers.
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

Probably not paying off enough karma in this life.

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

The Joker

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

Never had the opportunity to.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

That's too personal to answer.

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?

The little finger prick.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

I have no idea, I never had an interest in watching Lord of the Rings.

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

Germany. They are much more gay friendlier than either the U.S. or France.

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

I get along very well with my partner (Sapphocrats) family, but my previous relationship, I was very much hated, because I was Australian and not Croation.

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.

8/10

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?

Probably Kuwait,
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:43 AM
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3. YOU BETTER READ MY RESPONSE OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be? I tormented conservatives mercilessly

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus? Dr. Octopus

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it? I refuse to eat anything that is cooked alive

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner? You are skirting the rules there, my man. I do not think one is a SUBSTITUTE for the other

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm? The finger prick. And I should know: I have donated over 20 gallons of blood

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played? I can't watch fantasy crap

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany? France, because just mentioning France makes conservatives foam at the mouth

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life? I avoid meeting them like the plague but if forced to, the dads always like me while the moms don't

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________. 2 in the morning, 6 in the evening. :D

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose? Oh, I would definitely have to research that one before answering. :D


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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 11:48 AM
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13. don't kick my ass
I had to go down to Medical Records and sort through baby charts. :D

But I read your answers....very nice. :thumbsup:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 01:13 PM
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22. lol......................Magic Rat
Happy Holidays to you! :hi:
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:50 AM
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4. Poll answers
1. The fact that I'm an atheist would *probably* do it. (heh)
2. Have to say Joker, as I don't know who Dr. Octopus is.
3. No. N/A.
4. Yes. and Hell, no!
5. Anti-virus shot.
6. Oooooh, good question. Either Eomer or Legolas. (Not old enough for Aragorn.)
7. France, all the way baby! It's all about the wine and cheese.
8. I don't know as I've ever MET the parents of anyone I've dated ...
9. 5
10. Egypt. Then I'd get to see the pyramids whenever I wanted.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 11:51 AM
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14. Doc Oc
is the evil villan in Spiderman. :D
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:55 AM
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5. My answers
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

I don't really believe in Heaven or Hell so I seldom worry about that. I suppose, though, if I had to chose, it would be that time I killed a few puppies as a kid when I tried to "teach" them to swim. (Yeah I know, I should have been sent to hell on a freight train right then.)

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

Joker

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

Yes. And not at all. He was delicious.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

Yes I have "pleasured" myself while in a relationship.

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?

I hate all needles. I have to lie down when they draw my blood at the doctor. The bigger the needle, the worse it is. I just about couldn't get my flu shot because I had to be sitting up he said.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

The crazy lord of gohndor in part 3.

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

Germany, just because France does it to everyone.

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

Yes. Except one, and just hated me because I was a guy dating his son.

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.

8

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?

I hate the hot weather, do I really have to chose?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:01 AM
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6. Merry Christmas Eve!
1. I've attacked my mother.
2. Joker
3. No
4. No comment
5. I've had IVs, and they're more painful than pricks. Shots, I can't remember well, though. I've had a few.
6. Bilbo (I've barely read The Hobbit
7. Germany (I'm part German)
8. Yeah, I haven't NOT gotten along with any of them
9. 5 or 6 - I'll say 6
10. $audi Arabia
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:05 AM
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7. 1. Probably too many things to count.
2. Joker, by far. Kingpin's the "best" supervillian of all.
3. Never have.
4. Of course!
5. The big shot.
6. Can't imagine it. Glad he wasn't.
7. France.
8. Oh, yeah. They always loved me.
9. Five.
10. Turkey.
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:07 AM
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8. Okay
I have so much to do today, but I peeked in here and there's another one! I have this obsession that I always have to answer the MagicRat random question threads. (I hope you're honored, Dude.)

1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

I stole something once.

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

I'm not a comic book person and I don't know Dr. Octopus, so I'll have to go with The Joker.

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

No, but I wouldn't feel guilty if I did.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

Yes, I think it's very natural. Hasn't everyone?

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?

Shot in the arm- aches longer afterward.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

Aragorn

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

France

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

Yes, parents used to love me. I'm a Sweetie.

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.

I'd say I'm an 8. I've lost a ton of weight in the past year and was probably a 5 before I did. I've been blessed with a fairly cute, youthful face, good hair, good teeth (and the dental bills to go with the teeth at times), and although not exactly super-skinny, a proportionate body structure. I take off points for excessive paleness and dissatisfaction with my rectis abdominis muscles.

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?

Probably Israel, though I hear Qatar is becoming slightly progessive.
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Cosmic_Latte Donating Member (505 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:15 AM
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9. I'd have to say...
Edited on Wed Dec-24-03 10:32 AM by Cosmic_Latte
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
Not believing in the Church and the Bible. I have my doubts.

2. Better supervillain - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
The Joker.

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
n/a

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
n/a

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
The finger prick.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
Aragorn. But he should gain weight for that.

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
France.

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
n/a

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
Seven!

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
Turkey. It seems friendlier.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:15 AM
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10. Here ya go
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
Had an affair with a married man.

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
The Joker - I don't even remember Dr. Octopus

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
No - I haven't ever had lobster

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
Of course I have. Having a partner has nothing to do with "pleasuring" yourself.

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
The shot in the arm. I hate needles and the bigger they are the more I tense up so it hurts more.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
Legolas

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
Germany - I like their accent. Everything just sounds meaner in German.

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
Yup. They all loved me because I looked so sweet and innocent.

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
Seven-ish I guess.

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
Any of the ones where I wouldn't have to wear the veil and could have a job and an education.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:23 AM
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11. Here are my answers !
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
- beating up my cousins

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
- never heard of Dr.Octopus so I will go with The Joker

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
- nope

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
- yes I have and no I did not give it up :)

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
- the big anti virus shot in the arm

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
- Wormtongue

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
- France

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
- sort of - played pretend

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
- 9

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
- DUBAI !
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:40 AM
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12. FWIW ....
1. Bent and/or broke a few laws
2. The Joker
3. No - don't eat seafood
4. Yep
5. Shot in the arm because it bruises later
6. Legolas or Boromir
7. Germany
8. Never met any of 'em
9. 8
10. UAE

:hippie:
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 11:54 AM
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15. Answers
Edited on Wed Dec-24-03 11:57 AM by VermontDem2004
1. I can think of a couple of things.
2. Who is Dr. Octopus?
3. No.
4. Yes
5. I don't know
6. I never watched Lord of the Rings and I don't plan on it either.
7. France
8. Yes
9. 10000000000000
10. Egypt I guess
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 11:55 AM
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16. Joy to the world...
Edited on Wed Dec-24-03 11:57 AM by breezygirl
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
The time I threw a waterballoon from on top of my deck onto my aunt, who wasn't wearing a bathing suit.
2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus? The Joker. (Riddle me this, Batman!)

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it? No, but I imagine I'd feel sorry for the little guy.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner? I have never been in that type of relationship.

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm? Big shot.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played? Aragorn? I dunno, but Johnny Depp's too cool for Lord of the Rings (no offense to anyone :))

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany? I've always wanted to see the Arc de Triomphe

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life? I got along ok with my date to homecoming's parents...

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________. 7

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose? Djibouti, because it's fun to say!
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foxy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 12:05 PM
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17. My answers
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
----can’t say ‘caus the statue of limitations never runs out
2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
----can’t say as I ever heard of Dr. Octopus so I go with joker
3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
----don’t care for lobster
4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
----of course someone has to do it right
5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
----in the arm
6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
----part of the elfin crew I guess
7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
----Germany
8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
----most of the time
9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
----8
10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
----what are my choices?
___________________________________________________________________

Merry Holidays everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 12:06 PM
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18. ok
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
When I jokingly was a satanist
2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
Riddler
3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
no
4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
dude you know how I hate these, I've never had a relationship still
5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
finger prick without a doubt
6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
I never saw LOTR
7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
Germany only because I am part German
8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
I still havent dated
9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a __6______.

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
Morocco, I hear its nice and its secular
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 12:28 PM
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19. Be prepared...
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

Probably either the fact that I'm an atheist, or that time I got into a compromising situation with someone when I really, really shouldn't have...

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

Neither one. Zoltar from Battle of the Planets is still the best supervillain ever.

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

No, and I don't think I would feel guilty if I did, but I can't eat lobster at a restaurant anyway -- they won't give me garlic olive oil for it... Also, if I'm with my fiance, I can't eat seafood because he has a smell-based migraine trigger.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

Of course I have. Not ONLY do my partners usually live in distant cities, but anybody who tells you they've given up masturbation entirely while in a relationship is lying.

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus (you mean anti-bacterial, right?) shot in the arm?

I don't know. Both are sort of the gift that keeps on giving. The finger prick will keep you from typing for days, and will mysteriously hit every surface in your house until it heals, but the shot in the arm will make you stiff, sore, and possibly sick to boot, so it's kind of 6 of 1, 1/2 doz. of the other.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

I have no effin' idea, since I hate Tolkien, couldn't care less about the LOTR movies, and don't know who Johnny Depp is.

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

Germany, because the language sounds meaner.

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

Usually better than I get along with my own parents.

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.

5 on a good day.

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?

Either Israel (after I'd become a giyoret, the fix is in -- and take my fiance, who has Right of Return), or the UAE, because I hear it's fairly secular and there's a large ex-pat community there.
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 12:44 PM
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20. My answers
Edited on Wed Dec-24-03 12:46 PM by sistersofmercy
1. I have no idea, I never concern myself with the prospect.

2. The Joker

3. No, I am a selective carnivore will not eat veal, lamb or whole live lobsters from a tank I consider it inhumane, I have never eaten one. Just seeing the tanks makes me sad.

4. Doesn't everyone?

5. Finger prick, I can not stand it.

6. No idea

7. France

8. Yes

9. It would depend on the day, on a bad day a 3, on a good day an 8.

10. Dubai, their building these really cool man made islands, one in the shape of a palm tree and the other in the shape of the map of the world. Rumor has it that President Clinton has looked into purchasing a home on the palm tree island. The country is putting forth a big effort in order to blend traditional Muslim culture with western culture.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 12:46 PM
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21. hahaha nice questions
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
That time I got into some trouble and ran away from the (mall) cops. ;)

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
Who is Dr. Octopus?

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
Never done it

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
Never been in a relationship! lol

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
finger prick, god i hate that thing

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
He could have played Aragorn but I really think Viggo Mortensen did a hell of a job.

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
France, gotta love Paris

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
I don't date much!

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
2 :D

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
Jordan, b/c I have been to their embassy in DC and it looks like a beautiful heavily cultural country. If you can get past the fighting and suicide bombing.
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dawn Donating Member (876 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 01:37 PM
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23. My answers
1. Too many things to mention. But I had fun in the process!

2. The Joker. Who is Dr. Octopus?

3. No, but as a little girl, I watched my grandfather put a lobster into a boiling pot of water. I swore I could hear it scream. I couldn't eat it after that.

4. Sure, but that's none of your business! :)

5. The anti-virus shot in the arm. Especially all of the shots you have to get before going to an "exotic" country. Hep. A and typhod shots hurt more than any others.

6. Legolas.

7. France!

8. Parents, but usually not their siblings.

9. 8 on a good day. I'd never rate myself a 10, because my belly is too soft.

10. I've never been to one, so it's hard to say. I would guess either Lebanon or Jordan.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 01:51 PM
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24. You just never quit, do you.
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

I'm Italian. We're a passionate people.


2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

:eyes:

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

Yes. No.


4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

Sure. Relationship does not equal personal sex slave. People have lives. They can't exactly be there at your beck and call 24/7.


5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?

Having them drill a hole in your hip and conduct a swap meet with your bone marrow.


6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

Galadriel.


7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

Ohhh.... decisions, decisions. Germany. Better beer and vastly superior pastries.


8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

Yeah. Most people's parents love me.


9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.

a subjective judgement. I'm confident enough to say that most folks think I look pretty good. But I've encountered people in my life, most notably a guy with a thing for Amazon blondes, for whom I would not even register on the scale. Putting a number to it makes it an objective thing, and I believe that's fairly deluded.


10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?

Turkey.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 01:54 PM
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25. Is this true confessions or what?
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
Breaking a few of the commandments

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
Joker

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
No.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner? My definition of pleasure was eating a pint of Haagen Dazs Swiss Almond, now that is waaaaaay better than you know what!

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
Doesn't matter -- I hate anything that pokes in my arm..but then I donated close to 6 gallons of blood and 44 platelet draws...go figure!

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played? Good question, but I'll pass

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany? France

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life? Yeah a helluva lot better than the parents of the spouse I married!!!

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a 7 .

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose? Egypt, just to study the architecture!
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:17 PM
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26. Good questions...
Edited on Wed Dec-24-03 02:18 PM by leftist_rebel1569
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
My long, adventurous, and bold sexcapades through major European cities (or so I wish :P)

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
uhhh......The Joker.

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
Can't say i've ever done that.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
I'd have to have been in a relationship once in my life to know the answer to that one

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
I can tell you things that hurt more than both of those, but i'd have to say the finger prick

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
Probably Legolas, although Orlando Bloom probably would have been better

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
France :)

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
See my answer to question 4

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
I'd give myself an 8. But, i've heard higher than that...:evilgrin:

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
This is a good question, and I'd probably pick Syria because I have a little bit of ancestry from there
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OldSoldier Donating Member (982 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:28 PM
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27. 10 random 100-percent Christmas Free Answers
1. Becoming an atheist probably did it.

2. The Joker

3. Yes. No.

4. Yes, but not while in front of her.

5. The little finger prick.

6. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

7. Germany

8. The ones I've met, yes.

9. 5.

10. Bahrain. Beer is legal there.
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SiobhanClancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:41 PM
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28. Interesting questions...
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?

My doubt that heaven exists would probably be a problem.

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?

Joker

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?

Yes...and yes.

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?

If by pleasuring yourself,you mean SHOPPING...sure!:)

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?

the big shot

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?

I can't picture him in that film.

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?

France!

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?

Parents?? Wait till you have to worry about getting along with their CHILDREN:(

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
-1....I feel like I could haunt a house today.

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?

Morocco(my Dad was there working in a DP camp after WWII and he smoked a lot of hash:)

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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 03:10 PM
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29. My answers
1. If God is how I think He is, not calling my mother and trying to reconcile after not talking to her for over a year. If he is how the Fundies think, my little fling my college freshman year with a friend with a girlfriend although I am sure He forgives that especially since I already paid for it while on Earth by losing my friend.
2.The Joker
3. I don't really like lobster and think bioiling them alive is barbaric.
4. Yes, I have, but generally only if he's been away more than a couple days.
5. Finger pricks.
6. That villain wizard (his name escapes me at the moment).
7. France
8. Never
9. I go back and forth on this so on average I'd say average 5. Depending on my attitude, it ranges from 2-9.
10. Jordan
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 04:15 PM
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30. LOL I love these
1. Throwing up in a church on the alter

2. The Joker

3. Nope

4. n/a

5. Shot in the arm

6. I don't watch LOTR

7. France

8. Haven't dated

9. Umm...8

10. Israel
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The Undertaker Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 04:22 PM
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31. My ten answers...100% Christmas free....
1. If there was one thing that you've done in your life that would prevent you from getting into heaven - what would it be?
A: For killing a man.....nah, I'm joking. Maybe it's because I'm agnostic? :shrug:

2. Better supervillan - The Joker or Dr. Octopus?
A: The Joker...Dr. Octopus is a wuss.

3. Have you ever picked a lobster out of a tank at a restaurant, if so, did you feel the slightest bit guilty about doing it?
A: No I have not, I don't like sea food. But if I did, I wouldn't feel guilty about it. (see the thread which relates to "Are you nice?")

4. Have you ever...um...pleasured yourself...while you were in a relationship with someone. Or do you give up that practice once you find a real live partner?
A: Hell yeah I have. She wasn't giving me any. :grr:

5. What hurts more, the little finger prick a doctor gives you to test your blood or the big anti-virus shot in the arm?
A: Neither one of them hurt one bit.

6. If Johnny Depp had been in Lord of the Rings, what character should he have played?
A: Aragorn

7. Cooler Bush-stiffing country - France or Germany?
A: France....nude beaches.....:evilgrin:

8. Did you tend to get along with the parents of the people you've dated in your life?
A: For the most part, yes.

9. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate my looks a ________.
A: Well, you Magic Rat are a stud! I give you a 10, my friend. As for me, I'm an 11. :evilgrin:

10. If you had to live in a middle eastern country for the rest of your life, which country would you choose?
A: The little country where the 7-Star hotel (Burj al Arab) is located...I'd live in a penthouse suite there. :D
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