OK, so we just watched X-Men 3, and i'm thinking of starting up my own...

[bridgit]

cadre of mutant super-beings so will be taking applications; your mutant powers, it is suggested, should be of an extra-mutant-caliber as i intend to be bring to task various highly entrenched & nefarious individuals i.e. neocon republican wankers, to name but one group therefore...what are your mutant powers and what is your 'mutant name' and no...Dick Man and/or Midol Girl, are not to be considered proper 'mutant names', in either event, and in advance:

welcome to our rebellion, the world will be our mutant oyster :)

[WhollyHeretic]

1. Librul Lightening

I can cause any conservative to go into frothing incoherent babbling.

Though it has been pointed out by some naysayers that this is the conservative's natural state.

[bridgit]

2. YES! Great! you're in...now we need to wait for someone with the...

power to wrangle us up some coffee & donuts while everyone else checks in :hi: Librul Lightening

[WhollyHeretic]

3. Are we going to have a costume motif

or will it be up to the individual?

[bridgit]

4. up to the individual, i think we will be able to get closer if they think

we're 'just plain folks', then we'll go all mutant on their dumb asses :thumbsup:

[BreweryYardRat]

14. Hell yes.

Besides, costumes exposing a lot of skin opens you up to all sorts of nasty possibilities.

[bridgit]

19. true, it's one thing to have our thread locked as a 'sex thread'...

but our REBELLION!!! there's too much at stake here :rofl: :hi:

[BreweryYardRat]

26. Less "sex threads," more "vulnerability."

Say the Republicans come up with a pyrokinetic. Wouldn't it be nice to be wearing jeans and a cotton sweatshirt that'll burn first, as opposed to something like this...



...where most of the initial damage is going to be to you?

[bridgit]

27. true, but Shirley Temple had a certain vulnerability too...

i wonder if she ever had any mutant powers :shrug:

[BreweryYardRat]

Yeah, that's a point.

Distraction doesn't always work, though. But, different strokes for different folks, and all that.

[Deja Q]

5. Well, I can see through objects

Call me 'Peeperman' :rofl:

[bridgit]

6. welcome aboard Peeperman, um, do i need to start wearing lead...

thong underwear to these little meetings of ours :rofl:

[Deja Q]

24. Nope. I work on the power of righteousness! Besides,

why worry about me? Just think of what Magneto could do... :spray:

[bridgit]

36. ha! good one...

but didn't end up not being able to push his pawn across from no one, poor Magneto :cry:

[TheBaldyMan]

7. The Baldy Man reporting for duty *salutes*

super-powers:
merely by breathing continuously, I can make my own hair fall out.
I can blind opponents by reflecting the sun's rays from my shiny head.

[bridgit]

8. dude you're so completely IN...

:hi:

[TheBaldyMan]

17. those repubs better not be wearing shades ;)

[bridgit]

20. hee...

:hug:

[sakabatou]

9. Hitokiri Batousai Zengetsu reporting.

[bridgit]

11. you, ichiban mutant please...

zzzzzzz / -_- \ zzzzzzz

[sakabatou]

21. You want me to list powers?

Lightning fast speed
Ability to learn any technique (a la Sharingan)
Ability to "throw" my sword's chakra

[bridgit]

22. you are not mere mutant, you are: Dao Immortal..

please, sit for a time, we will call for tea :)

[sakabatou]

28. All I need is the Sharingan...

[bridgit]

35. e-yeow, can you read international monetary exchange rates...

and RNC held bank balances with those :thumbsup:

[sakabatou]

39. I wish...

[bridgit]

42. then cheers it is...

:toast:

[Archae]

10. Captain Flamemouth reporting for duty!

I spare no-one. Muhuhahahahaha!!!

(Hey, every super-hero team needs a borderline psycho...) :crazy:

[bridgit]

12. you bet, sides, no one will be spared without a proper permit...

"Muhuhahahahaha!!!" :hide:

[BreweryYardRat]

13. Call me Ironhand, for my charming personality/behavior.

Shapeshifting, along with immunity to telepathy/telekinesis. And I'm pretty creative, too. Creativity + shapeshifting is a good thing.

[bridgit]

16. perfect, would you consider schmoozing receptionists while our team...

stealths about conducting our deeds? cause that would be great thanks in advance :thumbsup: oh & by the way celery + gravity = art

[BreweryYardRat]

23. Buh? When I say shapeshifting, I'm talking about...

...altering the body entirely. Big things like growing a prehensile tail, or a few extra arms, or turning into a short-faced bear, or dissolving into protoplasmic goo and sneaking through air vents/plumbing pipes.

Small-scale alterations past changing hair/skin color/texture are beyond me. That can allow for decent disguise/distraction, but I can't make myself look like Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom, and I've got no social skills.

What I can do:
Bypassing doors. You don't need a key. Just give me a few seconds to turn into a giant semi-amoebic blob of protoplasm, slide under, and unlock it from inside.

Squeezing information out of Republicans. A large predator holding their head in its jaws is going to make them talk.

Sneak around.

Fight.

[bridgit]

25. hey, i gotta tell'ya, 'schmoozing the receptionist' is just phase one...

after that it's party time :party: you are encouraged to flow as would mercury should the moment offer itself; though i would like to be present when you 'squeeze information out of republicans', cause i'm bringing my digicam ;)

sneaking around also good, fighting only if we must :)

[sarge43]

15. Cranky Old Bat here (Cob for short)

Start that compassionate conservative bs with me and I'll spout wings and go ugly early on your ass.

[bridgit]

18. BWHAHA, welcome, Cob, the world will indeed be our mutant...

oyster sooner than they can think it :rofl: :hi: :thumbsup:

[sarge43]

31. bridgit, you've started a great thread

Just think, mutant Dems ready to fight the good fight. "America, we've saved your ass before. We're ready to do it again."

[bridgit]

34. hee...

"We did it before, and we can do it again!!" :bounce:

[EstimatedProphet]

29. Behold the Prophet

I speak truth.

[bridgit]

32. welcome, there'll need to be some truth spoken after we pull this off...

and you're our guy :hi:

[flvegan]

30. Mix 2 parts Punisher with 5 parts Wolverine.

That'll be me.

'Nuff said.

[bridgit]

33. i think that's a proper mix...will you, um...

be wearing anything, oh, i don't know...'special', speaking of special do consider our Special Ops Full Medical, Dental & Vision Plan ;)

[flvegan]

38. I do have a VERY tight

Punisher issue t-shirt. I like to wear it when I'm out...doing stuff. Usually with my camo pants and combat boots.

Sometimes, that involves a balaclava and this pretty kick ass light that I wear around my head...

Otherwise, no. I'm totally naked. Naked IS good, right?

[bridgit]

41. naked is good, right...

;) you've just been promoted to special-special ops congrat'z & remember to always have fun, in the course of liquidating our 'targets' of course :party:

[BreweryYardRat]

43. Heh. The mighty Flvegan.

You're the only one on the boards with a comic-book physique. :)

Come to think of it, you could probably put Colossus through a wall... ;)

[bridgit]

44. well he is the only one that publishes it, he's still a proper mutant...

though :thumbsup:

[PVnRT]

37. One I thought of long ago

Ghost - can turn himself invisible, intangible, and has limited teleportation ability.

The idea being he is employed by the CIA, but knows nothing of his past, till he has an attack of conscience on a mission and goes renegade. Kind of a loner anarchist type who swears a lot. I also like the idea of him fighting with a staff for some reason, like the Rangers on Babylon 5.

[bridgit]

40. sure that works, our unsuspecting targets will be whispering into their...

cuffs all like, "No sir. There are no rebel mutants in this sector, over - sssshhh't" that's when you just be yourself (or your non-self as the case may be) & do your stuff :thumbsup: we'll all meet you back at the van & go out for pizza ;)

[BreweryYardRat]

45. Guys and gals, this may be pretty useful.

It's a demo version of a character image utility. There's also the full version of an older one available for free through a link on the site.

Here's a pic of Ironhand with some shapeshifting going on.

[bridgit]

46. hey i like it, potential mutants could try out different looks maybe...

you know, see what works best :)