In three hours and 10 minutes, I turn into a FREEPER!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

I can't wait! I think it's going to be a good one.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Ooh, I wanna watch, I wanna watch!!!!

Which freeper show is coming on at 10? Brothers and sisters? Desperate Housewives?

I better go get my freeper clothes.

Where'd I put that damn tiara?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Ooops...I screwed up my math. It should be 2 hours and 10 minutes

for "Desperate Housewives." I will already be an hour into my Freeperness when "Brothers and Sisters" comes on.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I better go get some Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Damn liquor stores close at 5 on Sundays.

If I wanted some beer, I'd have to go to Whole Foods. They don't have PBR and let's face it, Wholes Foods is more latte liberal than Freeper.

I guess I'll have to open up some wine. Don't let anyone know though. I think I lose Freeper creds if I'm sipping on a nice Syrah or something.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Ha. I can get beer/wine 24/7 here in this beautiful red state.

It's why I LOVE living here.


:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Hmm...I didn't know that.

I could deal with Republicans for 24/7 beer/wine availability.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Oh, yeah. Wine/beer 24/7 at Wawa, or CVS, or Walgreen's or

Rite Aid and





shh:



WalMart.



Yippeeeee for Red States and their desire to make everyone an alcoholic. So far, it's working for me!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Well, I could understand how red states could drive liberals

to alcoholism.

I'm disappointed that you're an evil WalMart shopper though.

*shakes head in disgust*

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Silly, I don't SHOP there, I just know about it.

And, how about PM'ing me what Sally Field's character said to the mistress? I was in the kitchen chopping chicken and totally missed it. I can't believe I missed the best part of the whole show.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Check your PM. nt

[billyskank]

2. A gay freeper at that.

That's the best kind. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I believe she prefers the term

'total queer'...


:rofl:


:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Not as good as a total queer Freeper.

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. 14 minutes to freeper time.

:woohoo: