There be teenagers in my house.

[Midlodemocrat]

I was getting ready for bed after making a delicious pumpkin cheesecake and here they came.

God.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Did they enjoy the cheesecake?

'cause you know it's gone by now, right?

Mine is at his homecoming.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. LOL

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Run away! Run away!

Wait! Grab the cheesecake and your cell phone.


NOW run!

[swag]

4. Bet you wished you hadn't smoked all that pot,

so maybe you could remember where you hid the dynamite.

[Fuzz]

5. Sure hope Foley isn't trolling DU tonight

[Ava]

6. not all of us are so bad

:P

[reyd reid reed]

7. Then you're not trying hard enough.

A teenager's job is to make their parent(s) insane.

The job of the parent is to thwart said teenager at every turn.

Your poor, sainted mother...

[gkdmaths]

8. in case of teen emergency...

[aquaman]

9. Hide the alcohol......

Do it, do it now. :hi:

[uppityperson]

10. I am envious, There are teenagers at college and not in my house

I had a loaf of bread turn green, and the last piece of cheesecake solidified before the chickens got it. My herd of locusts has spread across the county and I envy you.