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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:31 PM Original message |
Tell me something you can NOT say with a straight face. |
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Suich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Fox News: Fair and Balanced |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. OMFG! |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'm straight! |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. Well, I know you're thinking of a quote, but strangely enough, the thing |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. No, not necessarily a quote, it could be something |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. To my mother-in-law: |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Oh, man, if only my girlfriend's mother was reading this... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:56 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Damn, that sounds like my mother-in-law... |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:03 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Okay, we get these two women together and see how long they last. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:59 PM Response to Reply #12 |
29. It's a deal... |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:14 AM Response to Reply #8 |
36. At least she knows how to scramble an egg |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:05 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. My cousin once made Cheezit Casserole as her Thanksgiving dish. |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:12 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. God, this reminds me of my time in Canada. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:17 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Well, my mom makes Kraft Dinner pretty regularly... |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. LOL! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:27 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. And now you know, if you're making Easy Mac to feed a family... |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I'll keep that in mind, LOL. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 11:35 PM Response to Reply #14 |
31. Hmmmm...Cheezit Casserole... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 11:56 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Yeah, it went relatively untouched. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:16 AM Response to Reply #33 |
37. What the Hell was in it? |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:46 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. I found the recipe online, but apparently, it used to be on the box. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:04 AM Response to Reply #39 |
44. Ewhhhh, butter saturated Cheezits |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
22. Until you've had to enthusiastically praise an |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:48 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. . |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 11:35 PM Response to Reply #22 |
32. OMFG! |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 06:54 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Yep. There's nothing more tasty |
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MissHoneychurch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:23 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Hey!!! |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:51 AM Response to Reply #38 |
40. I spent three weeks in Germany last summer! |
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MissHoneychurch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:01 AM Response to Reply #40 |
43. Then you hung out with the wrong people |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:24 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Well, next time I will! |
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MissHoneychurch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:31 AM Response to Reply #45 |
48. You are more than welcome to visit |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:40 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Thanks MissHoneychurch. |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
9. That's what I meant by quote. As far as an example, I don't know if I can |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. Jesus H. Christ on a raft. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
11. Pumpernickel |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
13. I don't say anything with a straight face. |
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Ediacara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. Cummingtonite |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:25 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Holy shit! They say you learn something new every day, and it's true, but |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
23. "I have faith in Jesus." |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:54 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. And now for an utterly inapproriate response. |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:57 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. I did, and I'm still laughing! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 11:05 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. More like "Fuck me, Jesus!" |
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MiniMandaRuth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
24. Nipple. |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-05-06 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
26. nothing |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:13 AM Response to Original message |
35. Big Wiggly Teeters |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:53 AM Response to Original message |
41. "lake titicaca" |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 07:56 AM Response to Original message |
42. Uranus! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:25 AM Response to Reply #42 |
46. That's what I was going to say! |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
47. "I'm Rick James Bitch" |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-06-06 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
50. "Hug it out, bitch!" kills me every time. nt |
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