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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:34 PM
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post your favorite punchline here
Edited on Thu Oct-05-06 03:10 PM by datasuspect
"can i push your stool in for you?"
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:36 PM
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1. how many is a brazillion anyway?
:rofl:
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:58 PM
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2. vy'a no chicken?
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:00 PM
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3. What rocks?
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:02 PM
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4. Buddha looks at God and Allah and says “damn you guys are hard to party ..
with.

:rofl:
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:06 PM
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5. ....and many hard ships.
Tikki
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:08 PM
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6. "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:09 PM
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7. I don't know any punclines
What are they?

Are they anything like punchlines
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:11 PM
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8. oopsie daisy
that's what i get for trying to download assloads of music, sending resumes, and talking to three people on gmail talk . . .

i am no longer the king of multitasking.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:25 PM
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9. "I don't know. But when I talk to her next week, Alaska!"
Runner-up: "She has to. That's just what comes out of her breasts!"

You've got to love Neil Hamburger. GOT TO, I said.
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