Cuervo Christmas Cookie Recipe

[Renew Deal]

San Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
In a large bowl (check the Cuervo again, to be sure it really is of
the highest quality). beat one cup of butter. With the electric mixer
that is.
You can never be too sure of the tequila quality. Add one teaspoon of
suga...Beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher and enjoy!!
Have a Great Holiday

[Bertha Venation]

1. aaahhhhh.....

the Cuervo Gold
the fine Columbian
make tonight a wonderful thing

say it again....

[Robb]

2. LMAO!

That's about the hardest I've laughed in about a month. Thank you, thank you! :D

[OldSoldier]

3. Sounds like the "ultimate fruitcake recipe"

you'll find on Snopes at http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/fruitcake.asp

But yeah, that's one hell of a recipe.