***A Joke***

[CaliforniaPeggy]

A researcher is interviewing a young woman...

Q: Do you smoke after sex?

A: I don't know....I've never looked.


Inspired by ZombieNixon's thread!

:wtf:

[ZombieNixon]

1. Hey!!

:rofl:

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Zombie!

Glad you liked it, sweetie!

I just could not resist! If you only could see me laughing right now!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

2. Afterwards:

He: Hey,baby. Was I your first?

She: You could be; your face looks familiar.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear Aristus!

LOL!

And.........:spank: :spank:

[Aristus]

5. Ow! Ow! Ow!

Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Why, of course .............

And then I'll kiss it and make it all better.......:* :*

:spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

7. Very cute Peggy!

:toast:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear KC2!

Glad you liked it! It's an old one around here........

:hi:

[av8rdave]

8. Reminds me of another:

Do you talk with your wife after sex?

Sometimes, if there's a phone near the bed.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear av8rdave..........

Ouch! That's funny, sweetie!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

11. good old chestnut, that one

:rofl:

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear wildhorses!

Yes, even I know how old this one is!

My husband and I have laughed over it many times....

:rofl:

:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

12. My dear CaliforniaPeggy...

...that was funny. Reminds me of another joke:

On the mailman's last day, he was greeted warmly and given gifts by the people on his route. When he got to the last house, there was a skimpily dressed woman waiting at the door. She took him by the hand, took him upstairs to her room and made wild passionate love with him. Afterward she took him downstairs and cooked him a nice lunch. Next to his plate was a 5 dollar bill.

'What's with the 5 dollars,' he asked.
'Well,' she said, 'When I asked my husband what to give you he said 'Fuck him, give him 5 bucks.' lunch was my idea.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear TOhioLiberal!

Oh, sweetie.....you made me laugh!

Another old, yet funny joke.....

Thanks!

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

17. Bet you never thought...

...sweet innocent me would ever drop the F-bomb didya? :P :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Sweet innocent you? NEVAH!

It's about as shocking as when I drop it!

There have been entire threads where people lament about me doing that!

Good for you! Keep us guessing!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

15. nice...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. My dear Xema...........

Thanks!

:hi:

[XemaSab]

24. How have you been?

Looks like the rain may mean that that fire is FINALLY going to be out.

Bout damn time... :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear Xema...........

I'm good! Getting ready to go to Whoa_Nelly's DU meetup, Oct. 13-15th!

You're more than welcome to go too.........

I don't much care for cloudy skies.......but those firemen sure need a break from the Day fire!

Nice to see you tonight!

:bounce: :bounce:

[XemaSab]

26. I know nothing of this DU meetup...

Who-all's going?

What town's it in?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. Whoa_Nelly's giving it......

She lives in Hanford, CA..

A bunch of DU'ers are going......plus some of her local Dem. friends...

How about if I call you now with the details?

[XemaSab]

28. sure...

you have my number? :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. I have your cell..........N/T

[Random_Australian]

19. Kick so I can copycat!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. My dear Random_Australian!

There have already been three copycat threads!

Thanks, sweetie!

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

21. Now there is a much better one!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Indeed there is!

And I've already posted in it!

:woohoo:

[Random_Australian]

23. Thanks! I replied!

[khashka]

30. You should be ashamed of yourself!

And then blaming ZombieNixon for it?

But as dirty jokes go, it was funny :)

Khash.

P.S. I did not hang up on you. It was the damn phone. But I'm getting a new one either later today or tomorrow morning....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. My dear Khash!

I could hardly be more surprised!

And what a lovely surprise it is too..........

I knew you didn't hang up on me.......I knew it was the damn phone.......

I just wrote a poem.........

I'll PM it to you......

Thanks for getting a laugh from my silly, old joke!

:loveya:

[ButterCup]

32. That's a funny one!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. My dear ButterCup.......

I think you have decided that my threads are worth kicking!

I keep finding these ancient ones back on page 1!

Glad you liked my very silly joke!

[bigwillq]

33. LOL! That's cute!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. My dear bigwillq!

Thanks, sweetie! It is very old, too!

:hi: