DU MEN!!! Learn from this: Man says he gave wife toilet seat as gift

[CatWoman]

Dec. 23, 2003 | LONGMONT, Colo. (AP) -- Gary and Karri Clark haven't forgotten their second Christmas together. He knew she wanted bathroom accessories, so he wrapped up a couple of gifts and waited.

The toilet seat and towel rack didn't go over too well.


"Here I thought I was doing good," he recalled with a laugh. "It was something she can always use, day after day. It's the gift that keeps on giving."

http://salon.com/mwt/wire/2003/12/23/bad_gifts/index.html

[curse10]

1. LoL

men sure are silly sometimes! :-)

[Booberdawg]

2. justifiable homicide

[uberotto]

3. My wife and I have an understanding...

Either tell me exactly what you want or be happy with the crap you wind up with...

It works both ways (she tells me what she wants and I'm happy with the crap I wind up with), and it definately makes the birthdays and holidays more enjoyable.

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. I bet if it was a GOLDEN toilet seat she wouldn't have minded

:D

[XNASA]

5. Not even one of these?

[libview]

8. Wow, I would love to take a crap in there!!

[BiggJawn]

15. "Poop Fever, Poop Feeeever, We know how to do it!"

"Ahhhhhhhh, love to pinch a looooooaf! Ahhhhhhhh, love to pinch a looooaf! Do it to it again and again, eat the oats and it'll never end...."
disco shitter, what a hoot!

[MuseRider]

6. For our 10 year

anniversary my husband gave me the telescope that he wanted. Things have changed around here since then.

[matcom]

7. GAWD YOU ARE GETTING SLOW!

x*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=567799

[Redleg]

9. DU men may be stupid but we ain't that stupid!

At least we try to be sensitive- unlike the men at FreeRepublik.

[KansDem]

10. Actually, a toilet seat isn't such a bad idea...

I once read about someone who manufactured an unusual toilet seat. He wrapped barbed wire around multiple times into an oval and had it encased in clear plastic.

I often thought that would make a remarkable, one-of-a-kind gift...

[3rdParty]

11. some women are soooooo picky

[DinahMoeHum]

12. "Golden showers come your way". . .

"U Stink, But I :loveya: U"


:evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

13. I hope he likes his new-found Celibacy...

What a dumbass. Let me guess, he grew up (that's debatable) in Southern Indiana?

[Blade]

14. I don't understand how that's bad...

he gave her what she wanted, why does she bitch about it?