I'M GETTING RAPTURED IN 13 MINS!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Wooot!

:crazy:

Someone go tell the RR bastards. :evilgrin:

[Arkham House]

1. Are we in rapture yet...?

[Generic Other]

2. Rapture Party Death Trip - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yvYR4RFVs

[Mz Pip]

3. In case you miss it...

Here's a handy survival guide for those left behind...

http://www.raptureready.com/rr-survival-guide.html

Mz Pip
:dem:

[qnr]

4. That's some serious procrastination...

"...For I am going away to prepare a place for you. And when I have gone and have prepared a place for you, I will come again and take you to Myself so that where I am, you also will be" (John 14:2-3).

It's been what, 1973 years or something like that, and it isn't prepared?

[RoyGBiv]

5. Contractor issues ...

You know how those damn unions are.

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

6. Godless commie union members shouldn't be able to work for him anyway

harumph!

[WolverineDG]

15. That "survival guide" is truly f--d up stuff

It talks about how we should listen to the "two witnesses" who preach the gospel but are of Jewish origin. They're supposed to bring us hope, but also withhold rain for 3 1/2 years, send plagues, etc, essentially causing famine, drought, & death. No one can kill them until God says they can & once they are killed, the Anti-Christ takes over. Oh yeah, I'm going to listen to them & be "saved." :eyes: Then somehow these "two witnesses" take 144,000 Jews (who aren't like our Jews today, but "like John the Baptist" Jews :wtf: ) into a special hiding place in Judea.

What drugs are these people on anyway that makes this sound rational?

On a side note, my favorite post is the one about what happens to pets. :rofl:

dg

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Dammit!

I still have to wait another 26 minutes!

oooooh...um...I meant Gosh Dang It! ...ummm...I mean, Jeebus!...no...no...I really mean...

Gwarsh, Mickey! I'm a-Raptured! Yuck! Yuck!

[Kutjara]

8. I just got raptured, but I came back.

It was totally shit. That was supposed to be heaven? The whole place was run by Disney, full of those little fucking dolls singing "It's a Small World After All". There was no booze, no drugs and everyone was white. After five minutes of listening to some asshole in a $20 toupee and 'relaxed-fit' slacks telling me this is the way he always imagined it would be, I hopped in one of the complementary pastel golfcarts and hightailed it the hell out of there.

Having seen the afterlife, I'm ready for eternal oblivion.

[billyskank]

9. What if Steely Dan went to Hell?

:P

[Mind Snapper]

12. Why did you phrase that

in the form of a question?

[Robeson]

10. Sounds like the night I lost my virginity....

...:-)

[Mind Snapper]

11. What I was thinking

[LynneSin]

13. Damnit, did I miss the rapture again

:cry:

[Random_Australian]

14. You can stay where you are until you finish your dinner young lady!

:)