Michael Jackson to build a Leprechaun Themepark in Ireland

[LynneSin]

No, I'm not kidding

Is Michael Jackson going to open a leprechaun-inspired theme park in Ireland?
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By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 8:36 a.m. ET Sept 21, 2006


Looks like Michael Jackson has taken a liking to the wee folk of Ireland.

The “Thriller” singer, who left the U.S. for the Mideast following his acquittal on sex charges, has been spending time on the Emerald Isle recently, and is looking into buying an estate there — possibly a castle — according to reports.

What’s more, he’s supposedly interested in opening up a leprechaun-inspired theme park.

“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”

[datasuspect]

1. "they made me show my penis"

"don't you climb trees?"

"just because everyone thinks something is wrong, doesn't mean it is."

[anarch]

2. yes indeedy

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I am totally counting this as a sign of the upcoming rapture.

:wtf:

If this happens, I hope a bunch of drunken Irishmen lose a football game and express their feelings by destroying the place.

That would be funny as hell.

[LynneSin]

4. In the same article: Jessica Simpson's dad to open "Daisy Duke' Restaurant

That might over take the Olive Garden here in DU and definately a sure sign of the end times nearing

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Great now...I'm having a dilemma...

Do I just stab myself in the head with a rusty spork right now? Or should I go buy a pack of cigarettes and stab myself in the head with a rusty spork after I've had the sweet nicotine?

[av8rdave]

6. Why does that sound like the punchline to a dirty joke?