Commercials that make you want to kill your TV...

[TheMightyFavog]

That fucking Pier 1 Advert with Kristie Alley singing Santa, Babyalways makes me want to smash my TV with a 16-pound sledgehammer! :argh:

What ads piss the rest of you guys off to no end?

[HamstersFromHell]

1. All of them!

n/t

[corporatewhore]

2. All the stupid truck commercials

esp. since i live in texas they always try to gear thm to texans and have pseudo country shit playin in the background

[BiggJawn]

37. Did you catch Dave Barry's column yesterday?

"Are you READY for some FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!"
:7

[the_boxer_]

51. True!

Especially the Truck commercials....lol

[Skip Intro]

3. "Please pull up sir" Cat in the Hat at the BK drive thru

ARRRGGHHHH!

[Cloud]

10. Yeah

I would have to say that one also. That commercial blows. I wish that movie will just bomb and die already.

[wantnobush]

18. yeah...

The Cat in the Hat one suxs

[rodbarnett]

29. Ditto

.

[LizW]

33. The Cat in the Hat totally creeps me out!

That tail? That bizarre laugh? Ick!

Reminds me of that episode of CSI where they were investigating the murder of a guy who got off on dressing up in a full fur suit and going to conventions where everyone interacted by pretending to be animals. Seriously. When they did testing on his furry suit, they found evidence of semen all over the crotch of it! Bleeaaaggghhh!

:scared:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

76. Three words about the Cat movie

Straight to video

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. santa rideing a shaver

and the cat in the hat commercials, that movie is a travesty to the original story, tho i liked grinch, cause they gave the charaters well acted plot, depth and emotion.

[SoCalDem]

5. Bouncing purple pills

ugh.. and most of the rest as well

[AlFrankenFan]

6. Any and all commericals

I hate them so much! SO DAMN MUCH! Especially singing ones!

[Blade]

7. All of them...

but especially any that deal with the whole pop culture shit, like Cat in the Hat, LOTR, et. al...

[spychoactive]

8. subway jared...

this guy should eat the remainder of his 15 minutes of fame...

there's so many...ugh

[Selwynn]

9. "I waaaaaaaaaaaaant your BOD"

I HATE those commericals for "BOD" sprays.

[BiggJawn]

22. They're on TV? I only see them at the movies.

They are pretty disgusting.
Face it girls, those guys probably want NOTHING to do with you. They all want 60-something widows with LOTS of money...

Or each other.

[Blade]

65. my gawd...

those "BOD" commercials make me wanna smash my tv too!

[Bundbuster]

11. This one makes me change channels immediately -

"Highh - Ahhm Patsy from the scooooter store!"

It's a bad sign of the times in Murka, and it's been running for almost a year. I've removed all heavy objects from the coffee table.

[Bundbuster]

12. and this one too -

Just how long (2...3 years?)have we been subjected to: "Can you hear me now? Gooood!"

Talk about my last nerve.

[Blade]

66. Can you hear me now? Good!...

I just wanna shoot that guy now! I think he went way past his 15 mins of fame!!! :grr:

[elperromagico]

13. "Can you hear me now? Good!"

I'd like to see somebody run up to that guy with a baseball bat, pop him in the head, and scream, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! NO? MUST BE A BAD CONNECTION" before hitting him in the head again.

[elperromagico]

14. And I'm getting sick of that MSNBC "Decision 2004" commercial too.

"Who will enter? Who will drop out? Can the president win Florida... again? At MSNBC, we'll continue to give you More Facts, More Angles."

:puke:

[terrya]

26. I think the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy is sort of cute.

He can test my signal anytime! :-)

[tkmorris]

15. I am a soccer fan

and my daughter plays. We LOVE to watch Fox Sports World late because we get an English Premier league game. It's great except..........

Come halftime without fail they go to commercial. What do we get? Girls Gone Wild! Up comes the halter, down go the pants. Boobs and butts shaking just for you. It pisses me off being a soccer fan and having to put up with this. My daughter is coming to associate soccer with drunken college sluts. And Snoop whatever the fuck his name is is gonna get the ass-kicking of his life if I ever meet that asshole......

[blondeatlast]

19. I feel your pain, I really do.

How offensive; sheesh.

[the_boxer_]

52. I love those commercials....

:evilgrin:

[Blade]

67. heh...

what's wrong with those commercials? Nothin' wrong with hot college women doin' that stuff on tv. :D :evilgrin:

[SmileyBoy]

16. That Cat In The Hat ad hawking Lays and Sierra Mist...

...where they're at that rich snobby party and start rhyming so retardedly that Seuss would spin in his grave if he saw that crap.

That shit commercial makes me want to puke, and annoys me to no end. It plays frequently on Nick at Nite, and it makes me just want to pull an Elvis on my TV.

[arwalden]

17. Thank You ReplayTV... I Can Skip The Commercials!!!

But the Ditech.com ones are the most annoying.

[the_boxer_]

53. Oh...I lost another loan to Ditech!....lol

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. "I helped blow up buildings, etc..." (nt)

[blondeatlast]

21. Coors Beer "Guy's Night Out"

What woman would even care? Those slobs will probably never go home with a woman.

Sharper Image ads for the "Ionic Whatever," if your house smells that bad, there's no hope.

[rodbarnett]

28. I hate that one too

.

[RebelOne]

23. The one they run on CNN every morning at every break.

It's the business credit card that earns you airline miles. Where the wife runs down the stairs and says, "How about the Caribbean?" Then "Mexico" where does a cha-cha. And then they both shout "Hawaii!"
That thing has been running for years. The company must have signed a life-long ad contact.

[Blue Gardener]

47. Me Too!

Plays every morning on CNN when I'm getting ready for work. I try to run and hit the mute button but don't always make it in time. That woman is incredibly annoying.

[Loonman]

24. The Bank One Credit Card ad with the stupid bookstore lady

Irritating.

[RebelOne]

25. Hate that one, too.

[LizW]

31. Oh, god, I hate her! (n/t)

[terrya]

27. Any of those CapitalOne credit card commercials makes me want...

To throw my television set out the window. Idiotic. Every single one of them.

[rodbarnett]

30. That Zoloft commercial

what the heck is that litle round guyu supposed to be?

[citizen snips]

32. Car dealerships commercials.

I hate those commercials.:puke:

[mac56]

34. As always -

the airheaded woman doing the spastic dance in the front passenger seat of the Mitsubishi.

So freakin' weird.

I would have done a Dave Chappelle and thrown her sorry butt out on the kerb.

[the_boxer_]

54. I have to admit, I dig that commercial...

[mac56]

57. With her doing that -

I think that car's just begging to be pulled over for a sobriety check.

Makes Elaine Benes' dance look like Nureyev.

[the_boxer_]

63. I like it because my friends and I would ride around

listening to great music and getting crazy. Just reminds me of the good ol' days. Plus that song "Days Gone By" is jammin'!

[mac56]

83. Well, boxer, I hope to God you had better moves than that twit does.

She's pathetic.

[TheMightyFavog]

35. I remeber..

those Ford ads from about a year or so ago with that redneck guy singing I'm a For thruck MANNNNN. Oy, I almost wore out my mute button on my remote buicause they aired it so many times.

[mac56]

36. Toby Keith, if I recall.

No-talent assclown. Well known for dissing the Dixie Chicks by making up shit about them!

[Bombero1956]

40. the commercial for Viagra

Where the man is walking out of his office and the staff is trying to figure out what's different about him. Maybe it's the massive woodie he's leaning against.

[ProfessorGAC]

38. Any & All Old Navy Spots

I just hate their whole approach to advertising. I wouldn't buy a piece of Old Navy clothing at a 2nd hand store, just out of revenge for the horrible commercials.
The Professor

[Superfly]

39. The Glad Trash Bag ads

that woman's voice is so whiny, and when she's on with Gilbert Godfrey, it's like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard.

[Tripper11]

41. Any drug commercials...positive and negative..

the anti-marjuana commercials making it seem like everyone who smokes a joint goes through a drive through killing a kid.
And the "legal" drug ads that recite the hundreds of side effects which will problably cause you more problems then the original problem you took the damn pill to fix.

[OldSoldier]

44. You mean like an antidiarrheal...

whose side effects include "loose, watery stools." Which is a fancy way of saying "this doesn't always work."

[gpandas]

42. kill the tv

please

[DrWeird]

43. The Legend of Zelda Gamecube commercials.

With that guy in the link suit moaning or chanting or whatever the hell that is.

[Dees]

45. Zoom freakin Zoom freakin Zoom. I got your Zoom right here!

Bastards.

[TheMightyFavog]

46. Wow.

You sound exactly like my Dad.

[wysimdnwyg]

48. Any commercial from ...

that *(*(#$*(&@#)(% company that "downsized" me last year.

[Blue Gardener]

49. Negative campaign ads

Running way too many of those here in Iowa. Don't tell me what you don't like about your fellow democrats, tell what you don't like about Bush and company! Can't wait until the caucuses are over.

[the_boxer_]

50. The Old Navy Ones with Fran Drescher (sp?)

Are super ridiculous! I mean really. What are they thinking?

[Superfly]

55. But, she's kinda cute.

Methinks.

[the_boxer_]

56. Oh...she's hot as shizzle...

but she annoys the dooky out of me.

[BiggJawn]

59. She can come bray and snort in my bedroom any night.

Of course, one look at me and she'll be going "HEEE-HAWWWWW! <SNORT> HE-HAW-HE-HAW-HE-HAWWWWWW!<SNORT>"
:7

[ProfessorGAC]

60. I'd Prefer She Stay Away

I think she's a no talent twit. Famous, yes. Talented, no. Moderately attractive, only. The commercials are so bad that they trump all other considerations anyway.
The Professor

[the_boxer_]

64. The Professor...the commerical is foul...

but she is hot.

So I agree and disagree!

:hi:

[CanuckAmok]

79. She's sooo hot!

Looks a collision between Slinkerwink and Mrs. Amok! At least, that's what I'm imagining.

[BiggJawn]

82. Aww, Prof...She's so CURVEY!

I LIKE that in a woman...
Well, OK, I'll confess. Breathing and Straight usually does it for me....
Eye candy. She can't act. And that "Voice of Flushing" voice.....Oh, dear!

[Rooktoven]

58. Is that a hemi?

or any stupid Dodge hemi ad

[corporatewhore]

61. those stupid anti drug ads

that say marijuana cuases teen pregnancy (the fetus will most likely be a terrorist that will want to blow up america;) ) and than right after i see a beer comercial with scantly clad women hovering over some loser becuase he has a bottle of the brand of beer they are ad vertising

[Insider]

62. army ads, lance armstrong, lapping dog

1. army ads make me nauseous
2. lance armstrong blew off pres. clinton's invite to white house
3. lapping dog sounds disgusting (for steak sauce?)

they all go on mute immediately

[HEyHEY]

68. Canadians back me up - Anything by McCain

It's a company kinda like pillsbury here...they have THEE worst ads.

[HEyHEY]

70. justin timberlake and MCdonalds..need I say more?

[CanuckAmok]

78. Oh, they are terrible.

And I particularly hate when they take a current popular song and rearrange it enough that they don't have to pay royalties. They've been doing that since "Life is a Highway", and it pisses me off (although seeing Tom Cochrane being exploited made me feel much, much better)

[Blade]

69. I forgot...

the fucking local colleges who have those fucking annoying-ass commercials, such as National American University. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

71. "Ever wondered what it's like to be a soldier?"

Somebody really needs to record the soundtrack of that Army recruitment ad and give it new visuals from Iraq.

That one with all the people moaning about how they had the idea for the Clapper and other As Seen on TV gizmos first and could have been rich if they'd only patented them.

[imax2268]

72. Jewelry Commercials...

they drive me insane...there's like one every five minutes...

[ronnykmarshall]

73. Any Carl's Jr one

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[dawn]

81. Yeah! Those are nasty. I hate watching the stuff drip from the burgers.

[Hogarth]

74. The Talking Eye

It gives me the willies, and I have to mute while averting my eyes.

[CanuckAmok]

75. Local furniture/appliance store ads.

Low-fi video combined with some shrill, bombastic carnival barker promising I won't pay a cent until 2079. A duet of pleasures....

Is this a Canadian thing, or do you guys get that, too?

[ProudGerman]

84. ours are similiar

We got the low fi video, but with some guy absolutely screaming at the top of his lungs. Its so loud you'd swear his throat was bleeding after one take. All threw the ad, screaming and screaming, and repeating the name of the store about 50 times.

The ads ran for about 12 years, might have been longer, they were running when I moved here. I no longer hear them anymore, but that could be because I rarely watch TV anymore. The ads actually kept me out of the store, which is a good thing. If I ever saw the guy who did the screaming, I'd punch him square in the throat and hopefully collapse his trachia.

Local dealership commercials are also bad, but laughable in the pathetic production values. They have no dignity at all.

[Big Muff]

77. I can't beleive no has mentioned......

That stupid f'ing phone one where the frat boys/sorority sisters yell "7!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of their lungs. Makes me want to kill.

[TheMightyFavog]

80. It's worse on the radio...

They do this one on the radio, too. Those high pitched squeaky voices are at just the correct frequency to drive a guy batshit crazy.