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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 08:32 PM
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CAPTION - Clay Aiken finally receives his Bachelor of Dorkology degree
Edited on Sat Dec-20-03 08:46 PM by MrScorpio
His controversial thesis, "Sickeningly sappy pop tunes and their effect on the human genome" was a highly anticipated read given his almost win on the television show, American Idol.

But when prompted to speak to the audience about his research during the graduation ceremony, he declined but instead began signing a stirring rendition of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's song ,"Our House".

By the end of the first stanza, six members of the audience had erupted in a flash of spontaneous human combustion.

"I think that THIS proves my point", said Aiken as he departed the stage.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 09:58 PM
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1. Don't tell me I failed to strike a nerve here
Clay doesn't rate any captions?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:00 PM
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2. If I had any kind of frame of reference as to who he is, I might
have had one or two.... but, failing that, sorry.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:05 PM
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5. Clay Aiken, from instant fame to obscurity in twelve easy steps
This "American Idol" ought to write a book instead of doing a boring ass CD
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:04 PM
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3. no for the last time I am not Thom Yorke
Thom Yorke has actually done someting with his life. I finished second on a game show.

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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:04 PM
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4. Geez, I would have thought he had his Masters by now.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:33 PM
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6. masters in gay porn
beginning and end of this person's "career."

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T Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:40 PM
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7. My caption
Edited on Sat Dec-20-03 10:41 PM by T Bone
"I want to congratulate the graduates of Great Clips for Hair 6 week course, and want you to know I humbly accept my honorary degree in dorky hairstyle."


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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:50 PM
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8. LOL
Great use of the "Dorky" theme, I must say
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