Quick, possibly old, Bush joke

[warrens]

I've heard a couple similar ones, but this one's new to me.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little
PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up
his
hand and the President asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have four questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are
we
so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have
health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,
"OK,
where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him
his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?" asks Bush.

"Actually, I have six questions:

"First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all
Americans don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. It's a classic

worth reading again! :hi: