some friends YOU are!

[matcom]

HUMPH x(

i have been cleaning my house for over an HOUR now and not ONE OF YOU has bothered to show up and help.

WHAT THE F*CK IS YOUR EXCUSE!

x(

[arwalden]

1. My Biohazard Suit Is At The Cleaners... Sorry.

:hi:

[matcom]

26. Poor Excuse. Nope not buying that one!

[Corgigal]

2. I dont do mornings

or Saturdays or housework. Besides the flu is going around the terror alert MIGHT go up.

Must stay alert at the homestead.

[matcom]

27. Poor Excuse. Nope not buying that one!

[Bunny]

3. I cleaned your house last week.

It's someone else's turn!

[matcom]

28. Poor Excuse. Nope not buying that one!

[JVS]

4. I lost my legs to frostbite last weekend

[matcom]

29. creative but you could have crawled dammit!

[areschild]

5. Sorry Matcom.

Just don't have the stomach for it. Maybe after you get the first layer cleared away, I just MIGHT offer to help.

[matcom]

30. Poor Excuse. Nope not buying that one!

[areschild]

31. Okay, let me think....

Would you believe that I'm going into the hospital as soon as I get off my computer to get my habarlughioth removed? Will be bedridden until you get your own house cleaned, I'm sure.

[terrya]

6. You KNOW I don't do windows. :-) eom

[Military Brat]

7. I'm cleaning my own damn house

And you weasel out of helping by telling me you're cleaning??? Yeah, right!

[Bronco69]

8. I kept ringing the doorbell but there was no answer.

You must have been running the vacuum. :-)

[populistmom]

9. I had a final this morning

Now I'm going back and forth between mommy duties and this place. Then when hubby gets home from his work meeting, I need to do some more holiday shopping, take my daughter to a party at an ice rink 20 miles away, and study some more. I'm so able to multitask, I tape all my notes and study in the course of all my carpool duties. However, I can't multitask enough to get up to your parts and clean. Sorry, Matt.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

10. God, Sarah, I'm envious of your multitasking abilities!

You are so organized you could teach an organization class. Good luck in school!

[populistmom]

17. And I get bored so easily

I've always wondered if I have ADHD or something. I probably do, especially since I don't seem to require as much sleep as I'm supposed to need, but I've managed to channel it and focus it prodctively (most of the time anyway). As a kid, I used to get into trouble easily (way to talkative) and lose focus. My children are kind of the same as me- honor students and very talkative and sociable.
I need to have a busy life to be happy. My brain needs to be active. Not enough and I start to get very gloomy. Everything I do is with energy.

Relaxation! Ha! I don't need no stinking relaxation!!!

:crazy:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

20. I have focus issues too, but don't always channel my energy effectively

I was a livewire in school-an honor student who couldn't stay in my seat. This was before ADHD existed. I drove the nuns crazy.

My energy is often scattered-I start things and don't finish them. But I need constant stimulation like you-I just wish I could channel my energy better.

[tnlefty]

11. I'm fixin' to go to clean myself up and where are you?

Hmmmmm?

[meegbear]

12. I was downloading porn ...

I mean, I was on the phone with my mom.

[Kamika]

13. I hate cleaning houses

that's my excuse

[LOL]

14. When you finally...

...clear a path to the back room, I expect an apology.

[ldf]

15. YOUR EXCUSE!

i had to do my hair.

now i've got to do my nails.

it's all in the priorities.

:-)

[supernova]

16. Hey Cabana Boy,

I'm not cleaning your house, b/c I'm cleaning mine! :D

I'm waiting for some kind soul to get me this for christmas:



http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00008439Y/102-1608442-4096121?v=glance

[blondeatlast]

18. Where is the beer and subs, dude???

You weaseled out last time, I remember . . .

Besides, I'm drying my nails.

[RebelOne]

19. 'Cause I was cleaning my own house.

[Robb]

21. I knocked, you must not have heard me

...over the vacuum... :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

22. some of s SLEEP on Saturday!

Plus, I have my own cleaning to do! x(

[Swede]

23. Where the fuck is the pizza and beer!

[rbnyc]

24. I'm there right now!

I've been helping all day. How DARE you!

:evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

25. I have been engaged in grubby, commercial pursuits. :P

I have a business to run, you slacker! My s/o is at home cleaning, though--- you could ask him to hewlp. :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Hey I'm watching your wife for you while you do it

How much more do you want? :shrug:

[trof]

33. The dog ate my Windex.

sorry
:shrug:

[SOteric]

34. I can't help it, really. I just love watching your backside

shimmy around the room.

[blondeatlast]

35. It's hard not to notice . . .

since it's so round and yellow.

[SOteric]

37. D'oh!

I almost let it slip about the webcams we've strategically placed in his home.

Good recovery! Nice to know you've got my back.


;-)

[mlawson]

36. Well, my wet Swiffer cloths dried up.

So, of course, I can do NO housework now.... :-)

[foxy]

38. Just lying back and watching you do yours

I've got a good imagination when it comes to stuff like that.

[ozymandius]

39. I died three days ago. Then my car got towed.

[jmowreader]

40. All the pressure washers are rented out

And so are the carpet blowers, the carpet steamers, the miniature bulldozer and the Ditch Witch.

General Jackson's is completely out of chemical-warfare suits; he gets the kind that come from England, where they issue ones that work, and the troops scarf 'em up. He had a big pile of Israeli gas masks, and he's out of them too. (This one I can't figure out; the M-40 mask is one of the few things in the US chemical-protective ensemble that works.)

Last time I was at National Welders, they had a flamethrower, but they're closed on Saturday. As is United Rentals, who has forklifts.

So sorry, Matcom, I couldn't make it because I couldn't get the proper equipment and I didn't want to show up unprepared.

[RetroLounge]

41. Well, if you cleaned your front yard first

I coulda made it to the door...

[BritishHuman]

42. My very presence makes houses untidier

So I'm helping by staying away.

[Gore1FL]

43. I still haven't unpacked my house yet

And I moved back 13 months ago.

Where have YOU been matcom?