Is your mouse calibrated?

[BikeWriter]

You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer. I was shocked to see that this works!

To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.
You dumb butt. You'll believe anything

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. ...

:spray:

I knew that wouldn't calibrate the mouse, but I knew it would do something funny.

[BikeWriter]

2. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good answer!

[AlCzervik]

3. *snicker*

[BikeWriter]

6. I'm glad you liked it. :-)

[Rising Phoenix]

4. hawdy ha

[BikeWriter]

7. When I saw this on my forum I knew I'd have to try it on you guys. :-)

[Deja Q]

5. Only effective for mice with rubber balls; optical mice don't apply.

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

8. LOL! That's okay, it nails most people. ;-)

[Deja Q]

12. That's the second most gross disgusting thing I've heard in my life!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

29. Dare I ask what the first was?

[zanne]

9. How did you do that?

What a great trick.

[BikeWriter]

13. The text in between is white and only shows when shaded. :-)

[Mutley]

10. Yeah, I'm gullible.

What can I say?

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

14. Hee hee hee! Hello, Sweety. :-)

[Mutley]

16. Hey, BikeWriter.

Haven't seen you around in quite some time. Whatcha been up to?

[BikeWriter]

19. I've been slaving away on one of my forums. They work me too hard!

:(

[In_The_Wind]

11. That was fun! What's next?

[BikeWriter]

17. Oh, I'll have to see if I can find something else, Sweety. :-)

[auntAgonist]

15. BikeWriter!

That was too freakin' funny

:hug:

:rofl:

:yourock:

aA

[BikeWriter]

20. LOL! I'm so glad it amused you! :-)

[auntAgonist]

23. it certainly did :)

:hi:

[bigwillq]

18. LOL! That's great!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

21. Thanks, Will!

:rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

22. That's a neat gag.

[BikeWriter]

24. Thank you, Pard!

[Broken_Hero]

25. speaking of mouses

got one today...I thought I was losing my mind the other night. I thought for sure, I saw something dart underneath a chair, while I was posting on DU, but I trumped it up to shadows, my mind was mush, i was tired...

Today, I saw for certain, a mouse zip back under the chair...picked up the chair, mouse took off towards the back of the house...but, a mousetrap and some peanut butter...fixed him up nicely....:)

[BikeWriter]

26. Peanut butter will get them... UNLESS they are like this one!

[Broken_Hero]

27. damn those pesky mice!

I all ready got ours...I got two more traps out, just in case...it has been living behind our little food storage shelf unit thingy...lots of mess behind there....I just don't want snakes treading in the house...arrgh, snakes...I have found a couple ring snakes in the house, but that is ALL the snakes I ever want to find in the house....

Living the midwest just opens up a whole new world of pests, and bugs...ah, I miss home!...:) I would rather deal with bears, moose...deer...martins, minks....otters...:)

[BikeWriter]

28. Tell me! I survived a wolverine attack! Okay, so he slid down the hill...

[Richard Steele]

32. Somewhere, a tiny motorcycle now gathers dust.....

[BikeWriter]

33. It's sad...

[Control-Z]

30. I like it

Cool Trick
Where have I been? (I guess I don't do enough html.) I can't wait to show my students. They'll love it.

[BikeWriter]

34. Very good! I hope they think you're totally cool for the trick. :-)

[Control-Z]

36. Oh, they will.

Nothing like a cool trick to suck them in and make them think I'm something special.O8) Now if I could find a way to keep them off their IMs and e-mail while I'm lecturing...

[BikeWriter]

37. I know you're right. Good luck! :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. I calibrate mine anally.

:patriot:

[BikeWriter]

35. Uuuuuh huh! I would expect that of you, my friend! :-)