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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:55 PM
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The importance of underwear....
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove to the WalMart when their car broke down in the parking lot. The husband told his wife to carry on with her shopping while he repaired the car in the lot.

The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near their car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:56 PM
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1. Bwahahahaa!
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:07 PM
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2. Didn't she know what her husband's private parts looked like.
:blush:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:13 PM
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6. Parts envy?
:shrug:

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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:12 PM
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3. ROTFLOL!!!
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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:11 PM
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4. Kick for the evening crowd
Too damn good to be missed.
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Katina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:13 PM
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5. brilliant!
that's funny as hell. She needs to get a better look at her husband!
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:14 PM
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7. Too funny ! roflmao
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:16 PM
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8. why doesn't that ever happen to me?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:19 PM
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9. Omigod!


:rofl: :rofl:
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:30 PM
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10. ..........
:rofl: :crazy:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:51 PM
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11. LOL!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You'd think she'd have recognized that particular part of his anatomy, though...wouldn'tcha? Or do they all look alike?

Nah...if memory serves they don't.

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