I was dwelling on the immortal words of Socrates, who said...

[WilliamPitt]

...I drank what?

[jpgray]

1. k&r

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Schopenauer and Hegel*
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as shloshed as Schlegel

There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, drank half a pint of shandy, was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away — half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle; Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart; "I drink, therefore, I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed



*Alternately, "David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel."

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Goodday, Bruce.

Let's crack the tubes.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. This is a wattle

It's the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. A-men.

[Debi]

3. Loved that movie

[Sugar Smack]

4. ME TOO.

:pals:

[Debi]

6. Makes us nerd lovers!

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

7. Yes. Oh, there was never anything so beautiful

as that slo-mo children-playing-in-popcorn scene.

:bounce: Everybody wants to rule the world!

[Debi]

8. Don't forget Kent naked with a bowl of Jell-o

"It was hot and I was hungry" Surrrrrrre

[Sugar Smack]

10. RIGHT, Kent. You forget you're talking to GOD!

*DUH* :silly:

[Debi]

11. It is you!

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

16. Oh, he TOTALLY deserved that, esp. after broadcasting

that poor kid's phone call to his mom over the cafeteria!

Makes me want to go take Kent's car apart & reassemble it in his room! }(

[Debi]

17. Yes, but can you do this?

Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice!"

[Sugar Smack]

19. No, but I HAVE seen Lazlo

in his pajamas. :woohoo:

[Debi]

20. !

Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside]
Chris Knight: Kent isn't that your car?
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You did this, Knight.
Chris Knight: I had help.

Kent: You won't get away with this. You'll rue the day.
Chris Knight: Rue the day? Who talks like that?


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/quotes

[Sugar Smack]

21. OMG! I'm practically in tears here! LOL!!

Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You did this, Knight.
Chris Knight: I had help.

Kent: You won't get away with this. You'll rue the day.
Chris Knight: Rue the day? Who talks like that?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :patriot:

Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

[hfojvt]

14. I did not recognize the movie quote right away

although I have seen it a dozen times or so.

"He loved solving problems. He loved finding the answers....
He thought the answers he found were the answer to everything. Then one day somebody told him that the stuff he made was killing people."

[Benfea]

9. Me too!

It's a cheesy movie, but for some reason I loved it.

[Debi]

13. There's just so many quotable lines

"Is that popcorn? I hate popcorn" :popcorn:

[hfojvt]

15. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

Are you sure he's not adopted?

[Debi]

18. Yea!! I don't sleep....ever

Are you peeing?

[Benfea]

23. "A girl's gotta have standards" -NT

[Warren DeMontague]

22. I know. Along with the Savage Steve Holland/John Cusack catalog

it's one of the best all-time 80s films, ever.