Best spam so far today

[swag]

Came with a gif touting penny stocks.

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Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:15:55 +0200
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Subject: interact


I have said that I did not think the explanation of sub-consciousplagiarism covered the ground.
Professor Richets theoryof cryptesthesia is difficult. Therefore, Professor Richet contends it is impossible to provesurvival.
The littlestory about Whistler is so trifling that I hardly hope to confirm it.
The first, which wasin automatic writing, deals with H. Wilde speaks of staying there with Willie andIso. Cryptesthesia was not evident hereexcept in supplying the name of Mrs.
If we ever really attain tothis it cannot be ascribed to cryptesthesia from the medium. At that time my daughter had her hand on Mr.
This can beused as a prop for the sub-conscious case. The imitation of style, ProfessorRichet would say, is parody, not authorship. I was never oneof them, so naturally I fail to understand their attitude.
We then come to the passage where the village of Bernaval is mentioned. They areovercrowded and we get confused by seeing into each others thoughts.
It is a fact which no one can prove ordisprove. Ican follow his argument, and I believe he will go further. I can say with perfect sincerity that Ibelieve in my sub-conscious mind. There are stumbling blocks for theunscientific person in accepting this theory.
Why are our scientists so slowto admit the possibility that we survive death?
Wilde speaks of staying there with Willie andIso.
First, we had both readsome of Wildes work, poems and prose, though not recently. That is naturally what the man in thestreet says when he glances at these writings.
Wilde makes twoshots at the name: McCree-Cree-no, thats not the name-Glencree.
I find, if intelligent questions are asked, intelligentanswers are given.
Why are our scientists so slowto admit the possibility that we survive death? Whistlers rapid shaftsof wit used to annoy him because he never could reply with equal speed.
Therefore, Professor Richet contends it is impossible to provesurvival.
Taking the scripts one by one, we must suppose that the first was largelydue to the subconscious.
It does notstrengthen the sub-conscious theory. A few cases teach usnothing and prove as little.
That of course does not mean that it will notbe disproved at some future time. Yetthese are the results which convince many persons. Wilde speaks of staying there with Willie andIso.
Then comes the point about thename Melmoth or Melnotte, to which I referred previously.
I fail to see what started us sounexpectedly on this line, if we leave out the spirit hypothesis. Echoes fromthat source might readily rise upwards. To my mind the completeness of theseresults show some more subtle cause. There are stumbling blocks for theunscientific person in accepting this theory.
My point is that the suggestion shouldbe there to awake this super-normal power.

[progmom]

1. you and bridgit should write spam

:thumbsup:

[swag]

3. Friends and acquaintances contend that I already do write spam.

Bridgit's spam would be total fucking godhead, as the hipster dipshits used to say back in 1985.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Good morning, my dear swag!

If I were you, I would be running away as fast as my fat old legs would carry me!

Nice to see you!

[swag]

4. Hi, Peggy.

Good to see you too.

At first I thought that message was from somebody on the Oregonians for Rationality email list. Further reading cleared that suspicion right up.

[Haole Girl]

5. You read spam?

I can't believe you read spam!

[swag]

6. I started reading spam when I got this delightful one

on New Year's Eve 2001 on my Blackberry while in Bisbe, AZ celebrating with friends, thousands of happy drunks, and the Extra Action Marching Band

welcome to...
Secretary Whores

(remainder of this very funny pr0n sp4m redacted in compliance with DU rules).

Sometimes spam is great.

[Lady Effingbroke]

7. I've been receiving the same type of spam for a couple of weeks.

A gif pushing penny stocks accompanied by bizarrely humorous nonsense!

I got two today:

"Jaunt Knickers" from "Juliana Fitzgerald"
Then a startling transformation made Surface another man.
They were waiting in agrove of pines off the lane. Next morning Brazos paid vastly more attention to his appearance thanwas usual with him.
Oh, dear, this dress wasnt made for grizzly bears.
Then thesignificance of Brazos Keene dawned appallingly upon them.
A slender form in white stood framed in the darkening doorway of foliage. I wouldntbe in your boots for all your money.
The lean man, staring hard at Brazos, said quietly, Its Brazos Keene. Evenin, lady, said Brazos, taking off his sombrero. Yu, too, Kiskadden, an fetch somebody withyu. Reckon theyre gonna buck the Miller ootfit.
He says yure not keen on hiscombine an the big herd. Surfaces visage changed instantly, markedly in colour, monstrously inexpression.
Thet girl isgonna rebound into yore arms like a rubber ball off a dobe wall.
So little Brazos rode along anthought hed break up yore game. Gentlemen, all our fellow citizens were invited to participate here.
Suddenly she sprang out from the wall, formidable as a tigress.
Thet girl isgonna rebound into yore arms like a rubber ball off a dobe wall.
But now I know yu, it doesnt make no difference.
Howdy, Brazos Keene, said the girl, looking up.
Evidently those who stayed away were satisfied to leave important mattersto us. And Brazos knew, if Hank did not, that gesturewas one of affection and farewell.

"Z Boil" from "Sidney Zimmerman"
And I think it is time they all knew what we are hopingfor.
What isa man to do but stand by his own flesh and blood?
Blythe never held up hishead after her death . Mother and Father only smiled again, much to Aunt Mary Mariasdisapproval. Hehad brought her mayflowers for years and years and years .
Wouldnt you like to fly up and light on it?
Youve kept your complexion very well, said Mrs. She has suchround staring blue eyes like all that clan.
Now, Jack is crazy to be a soldier when he grows up .
She felt surrounded and encompassed bylove.
Her heart sang all the waybecause she was going home to a joyous house . And he wantedso much to go with Bertie to see the tattooing. Do you remember the fun we had atMiss Lavenders wedding and Charlottas blue bows? They were an insult to my dearHouse of Dreams. She returned shortly withthe two china dogs which always presided at the hearth of Ingleside. Even in the moonlight yousaw that her hair was still black and her cheeks rosy and her eyesbright. No-o-o, I dont think that would be funny, Anne. Well see all the old familiar things weloved and hills where well find our youth again.
Sposin he sliced Dissawdust giraffe open on the living-room rug?
Susan came out on her way to the Glen and looked tenderly at thesmall, rebellious figure.
Do you remember the day you fell through the Cobbduckhouse on the Tory Road?
Morgans visit when you stained your nosered? Oh, I wish childrendidnt grow up so soon.

:crazy:

[swag]

8. I know, better than a letter from Mom, innit!

[jpgray]

9. That's a mouthful

of Greek salad.

[billyskank]

10. What are you supposed to buy?

[mainegreen]

11. I've attained tothis, and it was ascribed to cryptesthesia from the medium

so there.

[swag]

12. I've aspired to that.