On the news...Bush won't have to have surgery on his knees.

[terrya]

I thought you were waiting with baited breath about the results of his tests today.

You can thank me later. :-)

[salinen]

1. No, but everyone working for faux

will need knee surgery.

[jedicord]

3. And Lip Enhancement

That was a good one!

[Gman]

2. In a related story

Bush showed no remorse for cutting James Baker off at the knees while he tried to negotiate a reduction of debt for Iraq.

[beanball]

4. Surgery

how about the brain surgery is that still pending?.

[beanball]

5. Surgery

brain implant.

[TrogL]

6. So he's going to do it standing up?

Oooooohhh, I'm gonna get in so much trouble. :evilgrin:

[areschild]

7. He's always been weak-kneed!

Ain't no surgery for that.

[aQuArius]

8. And this information is NEWS???

:wtf:

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Doctor Jane Goodall Examines pResident And Sez.......................

"That is the most Stupid Ape I ever saw and it lies every time it draws a breath! Here say something to the nice folks George!"

[BiggJawn]

10. I suggest that he take up cycling...

It's healthy, and not as much impact as that jogging thing he was doing.

He should use "big" gears for added benefit, Oh, like a 54/13, and he needs to keep the tempo low, like 50 RPM....Oh! and climb LOTS of hills! And if it burns, that's good!
:evilgrin:

[bif]

11. I hope he's fuckin' crippled in a year!

I can dream, can't I? Although, reflecting on my comment, that would bring on plenty of sympathy like with Roosevelt. So maybe I wish he just limps.