A couple of requests concerning Christmas cards

[underpants]

First, I really don't want any Christmas cards (or birthday,Thanksgiving, whatever) they are a waste of your time and money and my time. I know about the "sentiment" and everything but frankly I am going to read it, forget what it said, and throw it away. Sorry that's just how it is. If you want to wish me a happy whatever walk up to me and say Happy __________ oh and I prefer to be addressed as "El Presidente" which reminds me.......Don't write my name on the envelope, we both know who it is going to and who it is from plus I can use the envelope which if you DO give me a card would be like a present and a "thought" all together.

Thank you and Happy Holidays.

[Stuckinthebush]

1. Bah!

Humbug!

:D

[underpants]

2. Happy Holidays

http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf

[Stuckinthebush]

3. Heh

That's cute.

[Skittles]

6. bah humbug is right

I like sending them, receiving them, displaying them.

[underpants]

8. Well I wasn't saying you couldn't or shouldn't just that I don't

See I can't make it any clearere than that.

:bounce:

[underpants]

9. Well I wasn't saying you couldn't or shouldn't just that I don't

See I can't make it any clearere than that.

:bounce:

[Robb]

4. And remember:

Cards without money in them make baby Jesus cry.

[catmandu57]

5. The first thing I do

when someone hands me a card is shake it to see if any money falls out. The second thing is to say "Damn, no money".

[smirkymonkey]

7. LOL...

I always say, don't send a card unless there's a check enclosed. :7

[LynneSin]

10. So that card I was going to send you with the $100 check inside

I can just cancel the check and rip up the card.

Thanks UP, didn't want to do something wasteful!!