I'm looking at porn whilst reading the rapture-ready board.

[Jara sang]

Am I going to hell?

edited to add: Oh yeah and posting in the Lounge. I'm triple tasking.

[Fox Mulder]

1. You won't go to hell if both of your hands are above the desk.

:D

[haf216]

2. I dont know,

I think you are bond for the hell fires, LOL

[idgiehkt]

3. what is culture jamming?

are you going to hell? Probably not, but I bet you are staying put.

[Jara sang]

10. Civil disobedience

http://www.adbusters.org/home/

[idgiehkt]

13. oh, it's deep.

thanks.

[Hissyspit]

4. You are going to spontaneously combust.

[Maestro]

9. or blind.

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

5. I dare you to post that question at RR.

:bounce:

[Jara sang]

7. "Will one be raptured if they are pleasuring themselves at the time?"

"What if I'm touching my genitalia in the act of taking a pee? Will God know the difference?"

[deadparrot]

8. Dooooo it.

:o

[Robb]

25. In the words of Jack McDevitt

"...he wondered if a God subtle enough to invent quantum mechanics would really be intrested in having people deliver rote prayers and swing incense pots in His direction."
:rofl:

[Maestro]

11. That is the site that a few years back

had this running thread about idiots abstaining from masturbation then confessing that they had "fallen" or "given in" to sin. Dude, what a hopeless battle that is.

[Jara sang]

12. Yeah, I lost that battle a long time ago.

[jobycom]

6. Yes. God does not like people reading the Rapture Ready board.

She would rather you look at her beautiful creations on porn sites. Consider your ways!

[NMMNG]

14. No--they're really the same thing you know

RaptureReady is just porn for fundies.

[LostInAnomie]

15. No, but you are in danger of rapturing on your keyboard.

And that you do go to hell for.

[FuzzySlippers]

16. Well, when are you not looking at porn?

And I assume you're quadruple tasking, if you catch my drift. ;-)

[Jara sang]

24. Duh, when I am going out to purchase new porn.

[Jamastiene]

17. Don't do it, man. I'm trying to save you.

I did something similar once and had horrible nightmares all night long. You don't want to dream about having sex with those people. It's bad, really, really bad. I'm warning you to save you from that experience. I'd rather take bad 'shrooms and have a bad trip that lasts 24 hours, than ever have those types of nightmares again.

[xchrom]

18. i think you're probably going to split in half.

[Giant Robot]

19. Depends what kind of porn n/t

[Jara sang]

20. Biblical porn.

whatever that is

[datasuspect]

21. god heartily approves of porn

he created everything, including fucking and film equipment, and it was good. amen.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Definitely going to hell.

[Aristus]

23. Watching porn and reading "Rapture Ready"? Give yourself a hand!

Oh...sorry. :evilgrin:









:rofl:

[nuxvomica]

26. I'd be careful not to do that too often

Conditioned response and all that.