Make up a lie about yourself.

[Jara sang]

As a young lad I was in the video for Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall" Part II. I was the second schoolchild with the disfigured face masked who fell into the meat grinder from the conveyor belt. The one with the British accent.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[trof]

2. I was Wendell Wilke's speech writer.

honest
:eyes:

[LeftyMom]

3. I have a purse I tell people is pleather but it's really dolphin hide.

[flvegan]

4. I was "Stooge Number 5" 13 times in the original Batman series.

I had it written into my contract that when Batman (never Robin...wuss) clobbered me, the word "KA-RUNCH!" popped up. I'm picky.

[Caoimhe]

5. I served with GWB in the Alabama National Guard in 1972-73 n/t

[skygazer]

6. I'm actually next in line to the British throne

Or would be, if they'd accept a *gasp* illegitimate child. Oh, and a female. But besides those factors, I would be. That damned prude of a queen shunted me out the back door when I was born 6 months too early. :cry:

[Wilhelm Klink Reich]

50. tell me that last sentence is double entendre free

please :cry:

shunted me out the back door when I was born 6 months too early.

[skygazer]

57. Well, you're going to fit right in here in the Lounge

:spank: Welcome to DU! :hi:

[LiberalHeart]

7. I'm a Republican humanitarian with altruistic impulses...

...and I give all 16,000 of my employees excellent health insurance for free, as well as high wages and free child care and college. My estate is earmarked for replenishing the Social Security system, but I'll probaby donate the money long before I die. Perhaps today.

[Bunny]

8. I dated Jude Law.

Isn't he hot? :loveya:

[LiberalHeart]

10. That's nothing. I had his baby.

[Bunny]

11. Liar!

Show the birth certificate! I'm not really surprised - I had to dump him because he kept cheating on me. :cry:



:D

[LiberalHeart]

17. I emailed you the DNA results.

I dumped him because he wasn't as cute as my other boyfriends.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. I was accidentally appointed the Governor-General of Canada for 3 days

due to a clerical error.

[graywarrior]

12. I wrote Blowing in the Wind

[azmouse]

13. Elvis is living in my guestroom.

He says he's really upset about his teddy bear... :(

[LiberalHeart]

18. You live at 7-Eleven?

[azmouse]

21. No. Not any more.

We decided to move to AZ and it has CircleK.

But feeding him all those fried peanut butter and banana sammichs is getting expensive. :silly:

[Monk06]

14. I was the third man. Harry Lime was innocent.

[Mojambo]

15. I'm happy. n/t

[GOPisEvil]

16. I'm the bastard love child of Aristotle Onasis.

If only I could prove it, I'd be rich!

[Bunny]

23. Well, you are Greek, aren't you?

So, it *could* be true. Right?

Oh, and call me when you get this straightened out. :D

[GOPisEvil]

26. I'm Greek AND adopted.

Stay tuned for details. :D

[Bunny]

27. OMG! You're adopted? So it could actually be true?

I've seen your pic here, and you do NOT look like Ari (lucky for you). :)

[GOPisEvil]

29. Maybe I got my mother's good looks.

Whoever SHE is. ;)

[Bunny]

31. This is not really relevant, but his granddaughter turned out to be

pretty attractive, as well as mind-numbingly rich:

[GOPisEvil]

34. That &!^(# has my money!

But yeah, she is a beautiful young woman. So much sadness in her life, other than the money, though.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. I am a virgin................N/T

[graywarrior]

25. Bwahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

[Joe Fields]

20. I am butt ugly!

[jpgray]

22. I am a paragon of self-control and am forgiving and understanding of all

:P

[Fleshdancer]

24. I am a domestic goddess

Nothing makes me happier than scrubbing the toilet, cooking, ironing and greeting my husband at the door wearing a dress and my best pearls while handing him his martini. I exist to make other people happy!

:puke:

[Throd]

28. I invented helium

[SOteric]

30. I'm a meanypants and can't cook worth a damn.

[jobycom]

32. Once, while accompanying my mother to visit a former lover in Cuba

--this was the one who left to help Castro overthrow Batista-- I was attacked in our small boat by a shark, and had to rip it's stomach open with my teeth in order to save her life. Inside the shark I found a severed hand clutching the butt of a Mannlicher-Carcano rifle and wearing a class ring from the Academy at Annapolis. My mother, upon seeing they hand, swooned, and shouted at the sky "After all that, did you have to take him, too?" She made me swear to never repeat her words to another soul, and since that moment spits each time she sees a cross. Upon arrival in Cuba she told her former lover of the find, and he claimed to have passed the story on to Castro, but I've never seen that confirmed. My father knows nothing of this.

[Fountain79]

33. I am the great-great grandson of Pancho Villa...

I have a pistol of his in a safe in my apartment.

[Fountain79]

35. I hate beer.... n/t

[sweetheart]

36. I like evil keneevil

I was there when he tried to jump snake river canyon.

[otherlander]

37. I had nothing to do with the grenade that was thrown at Bush in Georgia.

NOTHING!

[catbert836]

38. I broke up the Beatles.

Yoko had nothing to do with it.

[NMMNG]

39. I was formerly a nun

However I was kicked out of the convent for having an illicit romance with one of the other nuns.

[Heidi]

40. I don't want to see your wrists.

Nope. No interest whatsoever. :evilgrin:

[Missy Vixen]

41. I'm more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Worship me. :woohoo:

Julie

[regnaD kciN]

42. I was briefly married to Barbara Feldon (Agent 99 on Get Smart)...

...but she had it annuled when she found out I had lied about my age, and was really only 13.

[NNadir]

44. I am Fidel Castro. I'm taking a break from dying to post here.

[Wilhelm Klink Reich]

51. don't you have some place to be already?

like a meat locker?

[NNadir]

62. Look, I'll get in the freezer as soon as I'm done posting.

Posting on DU is the high point of my 50 year career as dictator of Cuba.

[MrScorpio]

43. I out raced the cops once

They never caught me

[Evoman]

45. I'm a god-fearing christian who never lies......

;)

[swimboy]

46. I slept with the captain of the football team and sang with Madness.

You can see my picture on their album sleeve.

[MissMillie]

47. I'm the Woodstock baby

But Ssshhhh.... don't tell anyone

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

48. I'm a hate-filled person?

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. I've never kissed a boy.

:P Yeah, like anyone believes that. :rofl:

:hi:

[MiniMandaRuth]

52. I like Ashlee Simpsons 'Pieces of Me'

Oh wait... it's not embarrassing musical preferences truths...

Okay.

I have red hair.

[SeattleGirl]

53. I think wives should always defer to their husbands

and that a woman's primary purpose in life is to procreate.

[NewJeffCT]

54. I'm the most popular person on DU

every one of my threads gets hundreds of responses.

[leftofthedial]

55. I'm a real nice guy

and good looking too

and I'm decended from the Pharoahs

[bigwillq]

56. I slept with Vin Diesel.

A boy can dream! :evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

58. I am a sex goddess.

Not a total lie, but close to it.

[pscot]

59. I can imitate Irving, tell fortunes with cards

and play on the Spanish guitar...

[Aristus]

60. I'm mad, bad and dangerous to know.

B-)

[billyskank]

61. I am a body-building SAS paratrooper

:hi:

[Liberalynn]

63. I am the sexiest woman on the planet and I have left a string of

heartbroken lovers behind me.I have written 300 successful novels and am also a veterinarian.

Plus I am a billionaire!

Boy am I tired! At least the last part is true. ;)

[datasuspect]

64. i was in menudo

[Dying Eagle]

65. "It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!"....n/t

[lizziegrace]

66. So far, we've stayed ahead of the tabloids...

What a night this was...

[Fox Mulder]

67. I love cheese.

[Generic Brad]

68. I Am Bob and Elizabeth Doles Secret Love Child

[kedrys]

69. I shot the sheriff, but I did NOT shoot the deputy.

Can't prove anything. :P