Some of God's preachers I wish he'd skipped.

[Dangerously Amused]

Or she.
















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[RevCheesehead]

1. *whew*

I'm glad to see I'm not on there! :hi:

[ContraBass Black]

2. You definitely don't belong in that company. No respectable person

does.




I had a hunch I'd find you in here.

[RevCheesehead]

3. It's the paranoia.

After a pastor-parish meeting yesterday, I keep looking over my shoulder. You'd be surprised at just how ugly some people can be about their pastors. Well, maybe not.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. My best friend since grade school

...is a liberal, pro-choice, gay rights supporting Baptist minister, working hard to do God's work in a red red red state. He has some stories from the road too, and it sure ain't the life of Riley. I have nothing but the most profound respect and admiration for the both of you.


:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

6. You are way too sweet.

But I appreciate it, nonetheless. :hug:

[ContraBass Black]

9. My own criticism of the clergy is blistering

For the same reasons that caused me to leave the church.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Oh gracious, sweetie! Heavens no!!

No, we need lots MORE of YOU, and lots LESS of THEM!


:hug:

[u4ic]

7. Good grief!

Could ol' Jim even recognize his wife without makeup?

Or did he think he was with 'the other woman' every night? :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. I remember reading, back in the Jim and Tammy Faye heyday,

...that Tammy Faye always wore her makeup to bed; that she had a severe phobia about anyone ever seeing her without her makeup on, even her husband in the middle of the night.


:scared:

[u4ic]

18. I don't want to even imagine

the state of her skin...or perhaps she just got a latex graft instead...:scared:

I heard that about Liz Taylor, too. Wouldn't let anyone, even her own mother, see her without makeup. Sad, isn't it? :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Yes, quite pathetic. If not neurotic.

Having just posted a photo of myself with no makeup and hat head, sound asleep with my face smooshed up against an airline seat. Now THAT'S gonna make all the DU men come running!


:rofl:

[u4ic]

20. Are you kidding, woman?

They're all following you around like puppydogs! You think one little pic is going to make them forego a saucepot like you? ;-)

(I'm curious about that pic, I didn't see it...)

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Saucepot. I like it! :D

I don't know, if I was a guy and saw that pic I'd be all, so THAT's what she really looks like. Eeewwwww!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5434667#5440852



Saucepot! I'm a saucepot! The pretty girl called ME a saucepot! Heeeeee! :7


:bounce:

[u4ic]

23. I couldn't see the pic!

:-(

Nah, the guys would just say "so that's what she'll look like in the morning". :loveya:

[lildreamer316]

8. A *woman* would not have been so inane.

Or boring.
Heehee.

[JVS]

10. Oh come on, how can you dislike Jim and Tammy Fae?

They're so tacky that it's cute!

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Good point.

They were an awful lot of fun to ridicule...


:7

[xmas74]

12. And she was so funny on Surreal Life a few seasons ago.

It's not a show I'd normally watch but I watched her season. Overall, she seems like a sweet and confused person who really did try to find something good in everyone.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Oh man, I am sorry I missed that!

Seriously. I hardly ever watch tv, but I definitely would have watched that.


:hi:

[xmas74]

15. Especially since one of her roommates was Ron Jeremy!

That's why I watched it in the first place. I wanted to see how the two of them were together.

Turns out they were quite respectful of each other and were able to discuss a number of serious topics in a civil manner. She said that she liked him.

[LynneSin]

16. Don't forget this classic

[SeattleGirl]

17. Ah, the stuff of nightmares, DA!

Though I confess, I used to turn on the "God Channel" just to have a laugh or two.

[Ariana Celeste]

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