It's Too Darned Hot

[MrScorpio]

TOO DARN HOT
From the show "Kiss Me Kate" (1948)
(Cole Porter)


Too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I'd like to sup
With my baby tonight
And fill the cup
With my baby tonight
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight
Fill the cup with my baby tonight
But I ain't up for my baby tonight
Cause it's too darn hot

I'd like to fool
With my baby tonight
And break every rule
With my baby tonight

I'd like to fool with my baby tonight
Break every rule with my baby tonight
But pillow you'll be my baby tonight
Cause it's too darn hot

Accoding to the Kinsey report
Every average guy you know
Much prefers to play his favorite sport
When the temperature is low

But when the thermometer goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr. Adam, for his madam, is not

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot, yes
It's too darn hot

I'd like to stop for my baby tonight
Blow my top for my baby tonight
But I'd be a flop for my baby tonight
Cause it's too darn hot

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. You kids have it so easy.

Back in my day, we had to walk twenty miles to school when it was 145 degrees out side and snow up to our ears!

Lazy goodfornuthins'...

[MrScorpio]

3. Dagnabbit

You wanna talk tough? I had it tough. I had to walk six miles to school and back, both uphill, in shoes with no soles.

We had to collect dandruff from all the kids in class to write on the chalkboard, because we couldn't afford chalk.

When it was hot, we were all issued an ice cube, that had to last all day, and a bandanna because afford air conditioning.

You don't know TOUGH!

[pagerbear]

2. You're not going to start tap dancing, are you?

[MrScorpio]

4. No, I won't

But my Dalek will