Ten Random Answers

[elcondor]

I hope this hasn't been done yet . . . inspired by re-reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and all the "10 Random Questions" Threads:

1. Lake Superior

2. Turkey

3. George W. Bush

4. 42

5. Wal Mart

6. Art Garfunkel

7. Antarctica

8. desert island

9. Bavarian cream filling

10. orchestra

Now, what are the questions? Let's see how creative y'all are! :D

[Colin Ex]

1. My questions

1. What lake really fucking sucks and borders MI on the north?
2. Food that contains the sinful chemical triptophan, which condemns you straight to hell you dirty bastard?
3. Who was on the TV when I turned it off before the Daily Show today?
4. What do people who've read Hitchiker's allude to way too fucking much?
5. When it's too shitty for even K Mart, you have to go to...?
6. Name a musician who I wish would hurry up and find himself senile.
7. Name the place on Earth that doesn't really exist.
8. You, after a life of reading way too many Lounge threads, have your favourite five books, records, and essential items. Where are you?
9. So you've been convicted and scheduled to die by lethal injection of this substance:
10. ____ really, really sucks. What is it?

-C

[Bat Boy]

2. If I must...

1. A Badger
2. Pellegra
3. Yes, but only if asked nicely.
4. A different Badger
5. Number 3, but only if I squint.
6. Looks like two bats making flippy floppy.
7. I wouldn't call it a distinguishing mark.
8. Wankle Rotary Engine
9. Yes, it hurts quite a bit. Stop it.
10. A Badger (The number 1 Badger again, not the number 4 Badger.)

I hope this clears things up.

[southerngirlwriter]

5. dude...that picture is freaking scary

You just caused my heart rate to shoot up like it hasn't done since my last MRI.

<shiver>

You really should PM me your home phone number so I can call you if I wake up screaming with a horrible nightmare.

Half-kidding,
sgw

[Bat Boy]

6. You fear Bat Boy?

Why? He likes you. Thinks you might be tasty.

[southerngirlwriter]

7. *shiver*

Zen Koan for the evening:

What is the sound of one girl's blood running cold?

[Bat Boy]

8. Completely misunderstood.

I thought you were looking for more answers.

Okay, here you go...

1. Lake Superior
What is the snootiest Great Lake?

2. Turkey
Name an edible country.

3. George W. Bush
What is the lowest common denominator?

4. 42
This question will take some time...

5. Wal Mart
What will retail profit mongers will be lined up against come the revolution?

6. Art Garfunkel
What folk art disappeared entirely in the late 70’s?

7. Antarctica
Who usually drives your shit faced Uncle Arctica home from the latest family holiday he has destroyed?

8. desert island
What is the closest land mass to Coffee Island?

9. Bavarian cream filling
Give incontrovertible proof of the existence of God.

10. orchestra
What do you call a group of 70 or more people who really hated high school?

[populistmom]

3. My questions (from my own, extremely self-centered perspective only)

Populistmom, if you were a lake, which one would you be?

1. Lake Superior

Populistmom, what still needs to be cleaned from your refridgerator?

2. Turkey

Populistmom, who, under no circumstances, would you vote for in 2004?

3. George W. Bush

Populistmom, how old will your husband be on his next birthday?

4. 42

Populistmom, where is the place you avoid shopping?

5. Wal Mart

Populistmom, which early 70's singer do you think had the funkiest hair?

6. Art Garfunkel

Populistmom, name one thing colder than your mom?

7. Antarctica

Populistmom, what is your idea of a fun trip with the man of your dreams?

8. desert island

Populistmom, what will you bring on that trip?

9. Bavarian cream filling :evilgrin:

Populistmom, what is the only thing that sounds worse than a middle school chorus?

10. orchestra

[POed_Ex_Repub]

4. Open the envelope please...

1. How big was the puddle under shrub after he was asked if he had previous knowledge of 9/11?

2. What was fake at shrub's Thanksgiving visit to the troops in Iraq?

3. In accordance to #2 above. Who was the bigger Turkey?

4. At what age does the average conservative lose thier virginity?

5. Where are most IT workers going to be employed in 5 years?

6. Who is the most famous person with a first name of "Art"?

7. At the current rate of SUV polution, where will you no longer be able to find ice in 10 years?

8. Where will former Enron execs be doing their hard time? (Hint, it's at a resort)

9. Name a substance you imagine is in shrubs pants when he talks about tax cuts.

10. Name any word that it's likely Shrub can't pronounce, AND Quayle can't spell?

[SOteric]

9. Mdme SOteric says...

In Rikki Lake's late life career, - what will they call her? "Mother

1. Lake Superior"

What fake thing was recently in the news for an extempor trip to Iraq?

2. Turkey

Can you be more specific? What species of turkey?

3. George W. Bush

We all know the vote in Florida in the 2000 election was rigged. How many people in that state really voted for George W. Bush?

4. 42

After he's devastated the economy, medicare, social welfare programs and then tried for war crimes and stripped of power, - where will George W. Bush be eligible for employment?

5. Wal Mart

What singer from the 70's, -other than Englebert Humperdink, had the voice of an angel and the name of a knucklehead?

6. Art Garfunkel

Where has Opus the Penguin been for the past decade?

7. Antarctica

What place do you feel is the rightful home of those who produce 'Reality' television?

8. desert island

Of what is substance is the average Chickenhawk's spine comprised?

9. Bavarian cream filling

What does an orc use to drink a milkshake?

10. orchestra

[Susang]

10. Questions from a writer's wife

1. What is the lake my mother-in-law most identifies with? (sorry, honey - I couldn't resist!)

2. What your jive-ass is!

3. What man's existence proves that intelligence, diplomacy and experience are not prerequisites for becoming the leader of the free world?

4. At what age do women become virtually invisible in Hollywood?

5. Where will Winona Ryder shock the entire country by getting caught shoplifting again?

6. Who really wishes that he'd learned to get along with Paul Simon instead of pissing him off?

7. What will, because of it's warm and temperate climate, become the most popular vacation destination of 2100?

8. What geographical phenomenon most resembles my financial condition?

9. What filling does German cream filling really really annoy?

10. What group of musicians really wishes that there were classical music groupies?

[Blade]

11. questions:

1. A: Lake Superior
Q: Which of the great lakes is the one that totally reeks of awesomeness?

2. A: Turkey
Q: Other than a chicken, name a bird that closely describes George W. Bush.

3. A: George W. Bush
Q: Who will not be president after the 2004 election?

4. A: 42
Q: What is George W. Bush's IQ?

5. A: Wal-Mart
Q: Where will the current administration be working after the 2004 election?

6. A: Art Garfunkel
Q: Name a dude that smelled like whacky-weed.

7. A: Antartica
Q: Where should GWB spend the rest of is life after the 2004 election?

8. A: Desert Island
Q: Where would you love to be stranded with your dream woman?

9. A: Bavarian Creme Filling
Q: What did that substance on your sheets look like last night?

10. A: Orchestra
Q: What do you call a group of 40-60 musicians?

[OldSoldier]

12. I'll play. Why not!

1. Where is the first place Tom Ridge will lay antiship mines if George Bush is elected in 2004?

2. Who did George Bush have to pay $40 million to secure overflight rights for his illegal oil war from?

3. Who is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler?

4. How many shots of Cuervo did George Bush do on 9/11?

5. Who will be the only employer in America at the end of a second Dubya term?

6. Who, with Paul Simon, wrote "Richard Corey," the theme song of the victims of the Bush Administration?

7. Where is the only place George Bush hasn't threatened with war or a devastated economy?

8. Where will you move if Bush is elected in 2004?

9. What did Laura use instead of Delfin foam the night the twins were conceived?

10. When Bush is put in front of a firing squad after America elects a president in 2004, what size musical group will play the death march?

[rustydog]

13. 10 Questions:

1. George Bush has "shotgunned"enough beer to fill?:__________
2. Barbra Bush's nickname for sonny boy george is:____________
3. Name one person more repulsive than George H.W. Bush_______
4. What is george bush's I.Q.?:____
5. If not the Presidency, where would George Bush work?:_______
6. No question!
7. Where should a stripped-naked Bush spend his exile?:________
8. Where is George Bush's conscience?________
9. If one examined Bush's skull by X-Ray, what would be revealed?:
10.What word would Bush totally mispronounce?____