What is your favorite Simpson's SONG?

[45th Med]

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen

[45th Med]

1. WE DO!

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

[Blade]

8. Hell yeah!

The Stonecutter's song is the best!

[ermoore]

2. That's a great one, but

I'd say it's number two.
Number one: The Broadway version of Planet of the Apes.

[45th Med]

3. LOL! See.....

http://theforbidden-zone.com/simpsons.shtml

[Bryan]

4. It can't hold a candle to "Oh, Streetcar!"

"New Orleans! Home of pirates, crooks, and whores
New Orleans! Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores
If you wanna go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom-and-Gomorrah-on-the-Mississipp'
New Orleans! Filthy, dirty, wretched and rank
New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul..."

[peekaloo]

5. that episode is playing as I type!

I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee.

:bounce:


but my vote goes to "Who needs the Quickie Mart"

[mindless]

13. There are so many I like

But I like the QuikieMart one best also!!!

[45th Med]

6. How about.....

Luke be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight! Do it for for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda!

[ComerPerro]

7. I like the Canyonero theme song

It kills me everytime.

"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive
Smells like a Steak and seats thirtyfive
Canyonero-o-o
Two miles long and four lanes wide
Sixty five tons of American pride
Canyonero-o-o
Top of the line in Utility Sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts..."

Not sure if the lyrics are in the right order, I am doing this from memory.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

9. Sounds about right to me.

"She blinds everybody with her super high beam!
She's a squirrel-crushin' deer-smackin' drivin' machine!

CANYONEROOOO!"

[45th Med]

10. LMAO! It goes like this.....

Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive,
smells like a steak, and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high-beams.
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

[Blade]

11. Crack that whip...

the licorice whip!

[45th Med]

12. Shary Bobbins

Shary Bobbins: If there's a task that must be done,
don't turn your tail and run!
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
it is really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
even Mom and Dad.
If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!

Bart: It's the American way!

Shary Bobbins: The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.

Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

Shary Bobbins: And the clerk who runs the store
can charge a little more
for meat!

Apu: For meat!

Shary Bobbins: And milk!

Apu: And milk!

Shary Bobbins/Apu: From 1984!

Shary Bobbins: If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!

Shary Bobbins/Simpsons: It's the American way

[scottcsmith]

14. The Burns Vest song

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

[joeybee12]

15. Did a poll on this a few weeks back--too many choices, but, Plow King

Mr. Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer......