Name three things that are dumber than conservatives

[MrScorpio]

1. A box of Rocks
2. Dirt
3. Snowballs

[MoseyWalker]

1. Aunt Ruth

Uncle Joe

Snowballs.

[Floogeldy]

2. Okay

1. Neocons

2. Right wing christian freak wackos

3. Slimeballs in a sea of pus

[ForrestGump]

5. But you repeat yourself

Three times. :D

And you posted basically exactly what I was going to post, except I was going to write neocon dupes (such as the Freeper types) because, unfortunately, the neocons who're pulling the strings in this country/world aren't dumb enough.

[Floogeldy]

8. Yes, but . . .

. . . true high echelon Neocons don't really believe in christianity; they just throw out phony issues that appeal to the christian numbskulls and will bring in their votes.

You have a good point about the slimeball thing, though. ;)

[ForrestGump]

9. Ah, yes

There was this Austrian chappie, a few years ago now, who did the same thing.

But we needn't worry here in the Home of the Brave, Land of the Free: Gott mit uns. And mit uns only.

[benburch]

3. Well...

1. Pretend Liberals
2. Freeptard Moles
3. Physarum polycephalum

:popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

4. 1. A fence post.

2. Slugs
3. Dirt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Here goes...

1. Labrador Retrievers
2. Rocks
3. Sea Sponges

[beyurslf]

7. I beg to differ. My Isabell is a highly intelligent girl and a choc lab.

She is gorgeous too!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I guess you have an exception.

All the labs I've been around have been nice, but stupid. German Shepherds, on the other hand, are way smarter than Republicans.

[beyurslf]

14. Isabell is super smart... and tons more compassionate than any Repub

She is so gentle with kids and loves babies.

[madrchsod]

11. you know i can`t think of anything...

it would seem 99.99----% of everything on this earth does have some useful function even though they maybe rocks or some form of vile substance. so i`m going to say there is nothing dumber than conservatives

[ChoralScholar]

12. My favorite is

a box of chicken beaks.

You can almost tangibly feel just how dumb that is.

[Rowdyboy]

13. I think I can do it.....

1) Rick Berman's writing and plot lines (particularly on "Enterprise", VERY disappointing)
2) The current writing on the soap opera "Guiding Light" (I'm a 25 year follower but it's really bad now)
3) One little tv commercial: "HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"

Those are my choices.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

15. Ok here we go

(01) my sister's ex-husband
(02) When the fox network made Joe Millionare II, any girl who was on that show and didn't know the outcome.
(03) Any person who's ever been asked by their partner to be on Maury Povich/Riki Lake/Jenny Jones.Jerry Springer shows because they have something important to tell them, usually means the person is going to tell about an affair their having, who would be dumb enough to go on one of these shows? Anyone who's seen one of these shows knows the outcome!