Pretend I am a priest

[LuckyTheDog]

Confess something.

[Floogeldy]

1. Father, I have a confession to make.

I used the "F" word.

[MoseyWalker]

2. Oh Father, forgive you for I have not sinned

eat a root, you repressed ignorant fuck.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

3. I confess to

once taking two newspapers out of a newspaper box when I actually only paid for one. It's biggest item I've ever stole, but I don't really consider it stealing because I use to deliver papers as a kid and when people wouldn't pay their bill, the paperboy would have to make up the difference out of their paycheck. So I lost money when people didn't pay, not really fair to kids. So I see it as the me getting back at the newspaper company.

[Fleshdancer]

5. the only way to right that wrong....

is to rob the houses of those who wronged you as a kid. I don't think Jesus would mind too much. :shrug:

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

6. Probably don't live there anymore

a 12 year old kid couldn't really force an adult to pay their bills, not much of a threat. I've heard the newspaper doesn't even have kids as paperboys anymore because of this, along with some kids being kidnapped that early in the morning out alone.

[Fleshdancer]

4. forgive me Lucky for I have done something that was deemed bad...

...by someone else.

In highschool I dated a Catholic guy and agreed to go with him to church a few times. Everyone was lining up for the whole cracker and juice thing so I went too but when I realized the cracker tasted like cardboard, I spit it out (in my hand, not on the floor). My boy friend was really pissed off about it.

:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

7. I'm not Catholic, so to truly represent my relationship with priests...

You would have to be yelling at me to stop skateboarding at the church's front steps.