so why DO the teletubbies live in a bunker?

[ulysses]

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Protection from Jerry Falwell.

[ulysses]

8. a most excellent reason.

:D

[Orrex]

2. Because NooNoo is radioactive and the bunker is lead-lined

They're protecting the rest of us, you lout! Just look at what the incidental leakage of radiation did to those poor rabbits--it made them gigantic?

[ulysses]

10. LOL!

Do the rabbits control the weird phone things that rise up to announce "tubby bye-bye"?

[Orrex]

15. Exactly!

And they use that mind-control pinwheel to keep the Teletubbies under their power.

[ulysses]

16. "1984" flashbacks with the pinwheel, yes.

Truly, a bizarre thing.

[Deja Q]

3. It's underground. And the doors resemble those of a wardrobe closet too.

CLOSET.

UNDERGROUND.

it is so gay inside that little bunker... :spray:

"Want some tubby toast after our tubby tawdry?" said Po?

:rofl:

[ulysses]

5. I was hoping for some "tubby custard".

Or "tubby tustard", as the case may be. :9

[Orrex]

9. And, by all means, don't try to get Po's 'cooter.

Uh-oh!

[Shell Beau]

4. Same reason Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple

under the sea!! Ahh, the mysteries of life!!

:P

[ulysses]

6. it's all about the gay thing, isn't it?

:D

[Deja Q]

17. Is Spongebob a sponge, aka a diaphragm?

:wow:

His starfish friend looks a little lewd too...

[Shell Beau]

20. You never know these days!! And maybe the pineapple isn't

really a pineapple either!! :crazy:

[ulysses]

22. paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud, please pick up the white cigar...I mean

house phone...

[deucemagnet]

7. They are the last survivors of the Tubby-Boohbah wars.

It was almost "telly bye-byes" for good.

[ulysses]

13. the boohbahs

are just about the only things weirder on TV than the 'tubbies.

[Deja Q]

26. And not in a good way! Stupid phallic-shaped mind-altering drugs on legs.

:crazy:

The purple one must be gay. :silly:

[rug]

11. They live in a suburb of Beirut.

[ulysses]

14. at that intersection of Falwell, 'tubbies and the ME

there's a wealth of potential commentary that I think I'll avoid for now. :D

[swag]

12. Tinky Winky was carrying a fetching pink purse today.

Aunt Flo must be visiting.

[ulysses]

18. either that

or he lost a bet to the Boobahs.

[Katina]

19. ummm

teletubbies are just weird. Insipid, like Barney. I don't care why they live underground nor do I care if they are gay or not. I care more about why Falwell even watches a child's show like that. THAT is really screwed up IMO.

[ulysses]

21. I have come to realize, though,

why someone would make a kids' show like this. Repetition is good for little ones, and my son thinks the laughing child in the sun is hysterically funny.

The truly strange elements I chalk up to that Brit sense of humor. :D

[Katina]

23. oh, I get the repetition and all

I get the bright colors too...I just can't stand them.

[ulysses]

24. LOL

Fair enough. :D

[matcom]

25. TERRA!! TERRA!! TERRA!!

[ulysses]

27. you're just looking for someplace to babysit.

:D

[Iniquitous Bunny]

28. To protect their monopolization of Tubby Custard production.

:tinfoilhat:

[Taverner]

29. Too kep them safe from the rabbits and that all seeing baby

Damn that baby is scary!

[jobycom]

30. The are psychic and foresaw Bush's ascension to power.

[HEyHEY]

31. Cause if I find them I'll kill them