Title for JohnKleeb

[Robb]

Many of you know our own JohnKleeb; fine young man, but more interesting to me lately is the literary quality of his name. Therefore, I've named a character in my book "John Kleeb"; I just think it's a great sounding name!

Strictly on the sound of it, what title do you think goes well with his name? Not the title in and of itself, because of course we all know he would do an excellent job at any of these -- but what just has a nice sound to it?

[terrya]

1. "The Right Honorable John Kleeb" has a nice ring to it.

Very Anglo, actually.

[nostamj]

19. well, he's a gamer...

Grandmaster Kleeb?

or would that be a rapper?

John, Prince of Kleebs?

[terrya]

22. "The Duke of Kleebs" ? eom

[Skittles]

2. Is he 18 yet?

or better yet, 20? He is definitely a potential stud muffin. :D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. He's 16 1/2

still a baby

[jonnyblitz]

11. yes, still a baby but lots going on upstairs for a 16 year old.

He amazes me. I have had some excellent chats with him on AIM.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. how about

Special Agent in Charge John Kleeb.

[Shrek]

5. "Heisman Trophy Candidate John Kleeb" n/t

[OneBlueSky]

6. I like Dr. John Kleeb . . .

as in "Dr. John Kleeb, The Night Tripper" . . . B-)

[SOteric]

7. The Right Reverend, John Kleeb...

CIA Director, John Kleeb,
City Dogcatcher, John Kleeb,
Design Engineer, John Kleeb,
John Kleeb of Her Majesty's Secret Service, (Kleeb, John Kleeb, 009 3/4)
Or indulging his darker side:
Legendary Bank-robber, John Kleeb
Gangster Kingpin, John Kleeb
Porn King, John Kleeb

[Robb]

10. Oooh!

I like "Legendary Bank-robber, John Kleeb"... although I have to admit "Chef John Kleeb" sounds right, like he's just opened some $55 a plate spot in Phoenix or Las Vegas.

[SOteric]

16. I'm kinda likin' "Gangsta Kleeb"

'Cause you know he's all about the "bling."

[XNASA]

8. Captain Kleeb

or

His Noble Lordship John Kleeb, Esquire - MD, BVD, RSVP, LMNOP.

[VelmaD]

9. How about...

Scoutmaster John Kleeb
Pimp-Daddy John Kleeb
Linebacker Coach John Kleeb
Director of Human Resources John Kleeb

[Zero Gravitas]

12. John Kleeb for President!

[TXlib]

13. Inmate #999054

[jonnyblitz]

14. I call him Comrade Kleeb. n/t

[everythingsxen]

15. I vote: Praetor John Kleeb

Because Praetor is such an awesome title. :shrug:

Mehbe it's just me.

[spychoactive]

17. how about

"the artist formerly known as john kleeb"

is he really 16 1/2?

the "kleebinator"???

[southerngirlwriter]

18. in a couple more years, when he's legal...

I like this:

"My husband, the honorable Reverend Doctor John Kleeb."

Tee hee *giggle*

[XanaDUer]

20. I like International Supermodel, JK

:)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. Commander John Kleeb

Sir, yes, sir! *snappy salute*

[GOPisEvil]

23. It does have a certain "Commander Queeg" quality, doesn't it?

Ol' Herman Wouk picked a good name.

[JohnKleeb]

24. Pfc Kleeb is the name I like to use in video games

:)
I had no idea my name was so literary quality.
:)
Didnt see this coming, thanks, been a long day and realizing that I am about to go on a stressspree.

[Robb]

25. So glad you stopped by!

Hope you enjoy the suggestions as much as we enjoy having you around! :toast:

[JohnKleeb]

26. Thanks

I am gonna need good vibes.

[JohnKleeb]

27. How about the very stressed and pissed off John Kleeb

Sigh see my thread you will see what I mean.

[UrbScotty]

29. I hope we are cheering you up.

:grouphug:

[JohnKleeb]

30. feeling good man

So what do you think of
Pfc Kleeb
Sgt Kleeb
Lt Kleeb
Cpt Kleeb
Wont go above Cpt
Or Detective hehe

[BritishHuman]

28. The Royal College of Arms has some vacancies

http://www.college-of-arms.gov.uk/about%5C4.htm

I think Bluemantle Pursuivant John Kleeb sounds good, don't you?

Plus he could pick up women at SCA events in wagonloads. He'd be beating them off with a Guisarme.

[JohnKleeb]

31. Sorry my british friend I dont believe in royality

:hi:
but girls you say :7

[Robb]

32. Yeah man! SCA women!

Arguably little hotter under the sun. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

33. SCA?

whats that
:shrug:
Anyways I doubt they would let me in their clubs being I gots no british blood.

[Spider Jerusalem]

34. How about "Monsignor John Kleeb"? That has a ring to it.

Assuming you've a place in your book for a Catholic clergyman, that is.

[JohnKleeb]

36. hehe I am Catholic but that won't do

Last thing I would do is go celibate.

[Spider Jerusalem]

42. Okay...

how about "Ivan Kleebovitch, Orthodox Patriarch of Moscow"? They aren't celibate...plus you'd get a really impressive beard.

[JohnKleeb]

43. Moscow aint Russian

:)
:shrug: plus I am not that religious

[Spider Jerusalem]

50. Okay...Москва, not Moscow...is that better? (n/t)

[elperromagico]

35. Where's MY goddamn title?

[JohnKleeb]

37. hell if I know

:shrug:
Robb did this when I was toiling in school, I hadnt a clue.

[elperromagico]

38. I suppose if I used my real name,

I would be more easily titled. But when I use my real name, people always ask me, "Did you know there's a college named after you?"

[JohnKleeb]

39. the joys of having an uncommon name lol

Who are you? lol James Madison.

[elperromagico]

41. Perhaps I should start a post called, "Guess My Name."

I am not James Madison, no. Nor am I Brigham Young. And I am definitely not Bob Jones.

In fact, JohnKleeb, we share a first name. Narrow it down from there.

[JohnKleeb]

45. Hopkins!

:)

[leftist_rebel1569]

40. John Kleeb:

LEFTIST_REBEL'S BITCH! :P

(lol...Hi John! :D :hi:)

[JohnKleeb]

44. No f****** way

I would rather find some lovely lady to be bitch to :D although being a bitch is hard :).
:hi:

[leftist_rebel1569]

51. I was just kidding

:P

Good luck on finding a lovely lady to be a bitch to. ;)

[JohnKleeb]

53. Yeah I know you were

Oh yeah thanks for the well wish, I am sure I will find someone :D.

[AlFrankenFan]

46. Doctor has a good ring to it

:)

[JohnKleeb]

48. I got the handwriting but no knowledge in medical stuff

Whats an IV :)

[salin]

47. Political Guru... John Kleeb, PhD.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

49. The day I get a PhD is the day monkeys fly out of my ass

[Spider Jerusalem]

52. Lord Grand Admiral John Kleeb of the Imperial High Seas Fleet?

Or maybe Field Marshal Sir John Kleeb?

[JohnKleeb]

54. Nah

If I was in the military I'd be a lowly ensign or pfc.

[Spider Jerusalem]

55. Shouldn't put yourself down, man...

that kind of thing gets to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, you know...

[JohnKleeb]

56. Personally wouldnt mind

:shrug: I just modest.

[Spider Jerusalem]

57. Yeah,...

I know what you mean...funny how in some ways that kind of seems to go along with the Asperger's, huh? An ex-girlfriend once told me that I was a bizarre combination of arrogance and egolessness (or did she say "low self-esteem"? can't remember) although I'm only "arrogant" about things I know I'm actually good at...and then I don't see it as arrogance, just honesty...oh, well...

[JohnKleeb]

58. I am just modest :)

[CoNnOc]

59. I'm just "honest" a little too much

:( Parents don't like that kind of honesty at all.

Kleeb the pimmp daddy play'a, straight up ganst'a
has a nice ring...

[jobycom]

60. Kleeb. John Kleeb.

Secret Agent John Kleeb, Double 0 16.5

Either that, or make it a western. Robb Rogers and his comic sidekick, Jumpin' John Kleeb.

[Blade]

61. Sir John Kleeb?

[JohnKleeb]

62. With the way I feel about the British

:evilgrin: No
and I dont hate the Brits just have a mild disliking :D.