Alleged Library Foot Kisser Indicted (Woman let him kiss them)

[The Straight Story]

Alleged Library Foot Kisser Indicted

POSTED: 6:46 am EDT July 26, 2006

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio -- A grand jury has accused a man of sucking on a woman's toe at the public library in nearby Boardman after he asked to kiss her feet to see her reaction as part of a sociology project.


A Mahoning County grand jury has charged Joseph Colella, 28, of suburban Poland Township, on a charge of gross sexual imposition. If convicted, he could be face up to 1 1/2 years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

A 27-year-old woman told police that on July 11 Colella asked to kiss her feet. She turned him down but said she relented when he repeatedly insisted, and he began kissing her foot and then sucked on a toe.

She pulled her foot away and the man asked her reaction, to which she replied she was freaked out.

http://www.local6.com/news/9576340/detail.html

Note to self - kiss, don't suck.

[shain from kane]

1. Known locally as the "Lamisil toenail monster". n/t

[Generic Other]

2. Ewwwww, that critter is GROSS

and so are sociologists!

[Bake]

3. They indicted Digger the Dermatophyte! n/t

Bake

[KamaAina]

4. Maybe someday he'll find his "solemate"

(grooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannn)

[The Straight Story]

5. And she will make him 'toe-the-line' (more groans) nt

[shain from kane]

6. Taking liberties. Give someone a foot, they'll take a mile. Give him the

boot.



Tired of Toein' the Line
Rocky Burnette

Baby I'm
tired of toein' the line.
Don't know why you wanna jump me.
Baby, baby, baby It's makin' me cry.

Baby I
I'm gonna find myself someone new.
Someone who will be true.
I'm no more toein' the line.

I know it's over, but
I see the signs.
Don't let me waste your precious time.

Baby I'm
Tired of toein' the line.
If you want to get rid of me
Baby, baby, baby you're doin' fine.

Baby I'm
tired of toein' the line.
I'm gonna put on my walkin' shoes
and leave you far behind.

You're rollin' over
and over so divine.
But you can't fix this broken heart of mine.

Rpt. Chorus 2x

(7x)
Baby I'm tired of toein' the line

...fade...

[Richard Steele]

8. Easily the worst pun I've heard all week.

Here's yer pie:

[Book Lover]

7. See, sisters, this is why you don't cave into his begging, ever!

The freaks will take advantage every time.