'GOD' found Spelled on Alligator

[Placebo]

Are YOU Rapture Ready?

In Kenosha County, Wisconsin, Michael Wilk holds his 12-year-old gator, with white markings that Wilk believes form the letters G-O-D on the scales.

Michael Wilk was tossing back a few beers with friends when he saw God on the side of his 4-foot-long pet alligator.

Without even squinting, Wilk noticed white markings pop out against a backdrop of black scales to form the letters G-O-D.

"When I first saw it, my jaw dropped," said Wilk, 25. "It's just sort of like a phenomenon on it."

That's been the reaction of almost everyone who has seen the gator. They liken its markings to images resembling the Virgin Mary that have appeared on everything from a grilled cheese sandwich to a viaduct under the Kennedy Expressway.

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[deucemagnet]

1. Ummmm...I don't see it.

:shrug:

[anarch]

2. mmm-hmmm: "Wilk was tossing back a few beers..."

[deadparrot]

3. Looks like "GUD" to me.

:shrug:

[Placebo]

7. HERETIC!

HEATHEN!

:o

[underpants]

4. It's from the bloodline of the first one that walked onto land

Oh OW I had to!

[Placebo]

13. ...

:rofl:

[Dukkha]

5. looks like the mark of the beast to me

The anti christ has arrived! and it's an alligator.

[xmas74]

6. I saw Kenosha County and had to take a deep breath.

Thank goodness it wasn't a family member after all. I could see a few of them coming up w/ this crap.

[XNASA]

8. Any idiot can plainly see the word "Gun".

Sheesh.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

9. It looks like "gub" to me...

[Placebo]

10. To me...

it looks more like 'G' -- Sideways 'Q' -- Delta

:shrug:

[Beetwasher]

11. ALL HAIL THE HOLY ALLIGATOR!

That thing'll easily fetch 50k on ebay.

I hope they don't do that though, that would suck for the poor little fella.

How long until the tent/winnebago city pops up and idiots start coming to pray to it?

[Placebo]

12. Well, I for one welcome our new Alligator Overlords.

ALL HAIL THE HOLY ALLIGATOR!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Fortunatley, for the alligator...

it's illegal to sell vertebrates on ebay.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. It's the Jesus Lizard's dad!

[Duncan Grant]

16. Doomed to be an attraction at tent revivals from here to Kingdom come.

Poor bastard.

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. Look closely...it seems to spell "GUD" n/t

[grace0418]

18. I'm sure I'll be getting a link to this from my uber-religious

father-in-law any minute now. :eyes:

[KamaAina]

19. Silly rabbit. It's some kind of mathematical formula.

What does "6U^" mean, anyway? Or maybe it's a secret code or something... :eyes:

[LSK]

20. WHAT is an alligator doing in KENOSHA WISCONSIN????

:wtf:

[deucemagnet]

23. The God Gator works in mysterious ways. n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. I'll bet when he gets too big

his owner will set him free in the local pond, like a dumbass.

[jobycom]

21. GUD, GUN, GUK, or maybe Gosh Darn I had TOOO MANNY BEERSS!

[crim son]

22. Nah, I see GUN too.

And that may well be a message from the lord.

[jobycom]

25. The Lord Charleton Heston?That other lord fellow would make it say

"Enough with the GUNS, already" :rofl: He'd need a longer alligator.

Welcome to DU, crim son! :hi:

[hiro]

24. Holy reptiles, Batman!

THAT is weird. And more than a little creepy.

-H.

[El Fuego]

31. Holy Handbags!!

[Forrest Greene]

26. No, It Spells "MOOP"

M-O-O-P, moop. Moop! It's just sort of like a phenomenon on it.

[Robb]

27. ALL hAIL GOA!! MIGHTY GOA!!

I'm going to start praying to that gator. Can't hurt. :)

[Critters2]

28. And what is the message of the Holy Alligator of Kenosha? eom

[El Fuego]

29. Maybe it says G-O-P, which would make sense

Because they are primitive and reptilian, with small brains that lack the higher reasoning capacity afforded by a cerebral cortex. Reptilian/republican brains are programmed only to acquire more and more (food/wealth) and to act aggressively to obtain it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. The other side says "damned humans"

Poor critter...

[undeterred]

32. He does not look like a native of Kenosha WI

Maybe he had GOD painted on his side as a cry for help?

[Der Blaue Engel]

33. It's Cyrillic

and it actually says "ыъ" pronounced roughly "uiy!" which means absolutely nothing, but coincidentally sounds like an alligator vomiting a grilled cheese sandwich.

[Roon]

34. Awwww!!

Kisses for the gator!! :o

[HEyHEY]

36. Yeah, god chose english, not latin....sheessh

[Placebo]

37. English is the language of God.

Everyone knows that. :crazy:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

38. Actually, shouldn't the word on the gator be "YHWH" or "Jehovah"?

Although that could be a problem...

MATTHIAS:
Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD:
Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--

Right. Who threw that?

[Deja Q]

39. Looks more like "GOO". If not "GUI", is it a Microsoft Gator?

:rofl:

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40. Gator Works 2006

:silly: