Who wants to be a DU Honorary Lesbian?

[LostinVA]

WOMEN ONLY -- I know what you guys are up to. You'll be trying to get us all drunk so we'll make out with each other...

[Xipe Totec]

1. No, honest!

I'd be trying to convince you I'm a beauty challenged female.



:popcorn:

[LostinVA]

8. Good try....

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. ....

Funniest thread title in a Looooonnnngggg time. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

9. You're already one, I think...

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Well, I am a confirmed hetero. But for you, I would

totally take one for the team. Do I have to give up my jewelry?

[LostinVA]

11. No, you can be a lipstick lesbian

You just have to think some female celebrity is REALLY hot. Take your pick.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Um, apparently you haven't seen a pic of moi.

I'm more of a Crisco on the lips lesbian, but hubby did give me some nice jewelry.

[LostinVA]

19. Living by Richmond does things to a woman, I see...

[flvegan]

4. ME ME!!!!

I don't want you making out with each other...no. Although, I'd not avert my gaze.

I want you making out with me, flvegan, your honorary DU lesbian.

[querelle]

5. Pick me! Pick me!

I'm a gay guy but I have been in touch with my inner lesbian lately. I even bought a plaid shirt last weekend and have been considering growing my hair out so I can get a mullet.

Do I win?

Q

[LostinVA]

12. Okay, gay guys can get in the club

I now bet all the hetero males on DU will suddenly become gay...

[Monk06]

31. Whenever I had sex with a women I fantasized that I was a woman. Am I In?

[LostinVA]

40. Hmmmmm.....

[Midlodemocrat]

15. What kind of shoes do you have on?

Workboots? I would say, yes.

[Elidor]

6. *cough*

Thanks anyway, but I'm a card-carrying member.

[xmas74]

7. You don't want me to be honorary.

I know better.

[LostinVA]

16. You're already first on the list

As, "DU Female to get drunk."

[xmas74]

18. I haven't drank anything in so long

I'd be a cheap date.

[LostinVA]

20. I can just talk about "Amazing Race"

And get you all hot and bothered...

[xmas74]

30. 1/2 a million

would do wonders for getting me in the mood for just about anything.

[LostinVA]

41. Does it have to be REAL money?

[xmas74]

51. That would help.

I've got to find some way to pay for the trip to DisneyWorld that my daughter is whining for. She says that nearly everyone else in her class has been there.

BTW-big news on the live feeds on BB! It was supposedly admitted late last night that the real "supersecret" alliance is between Danielle, Will and James!

[LostinVA]

54. Does furrin money count? Like, a half million of something?

OMG! I have to start watching the feed!

[xmas74]

56. No furrin money.

I'm in Missouri-they'd throw it back at ya and then spit in your face.

BTW-Janie wanted Nak to stay but no one wants to keep her. Everyone knows that Diane is in an alliance w/ Jase (they called it Mr and Mrs Smith) but they are still keeping them.
At least they showed Kaysar calling out Will on the show. Now, if I were Kay I would have said "Fine. You'll be on the block. Now tell me who we should use the veto on." And I would have done so in front of everyone. I also would have said that he had to decide right there and then who it would be used on and why.

I couldn't stand to be stuck in that house for three months but I'd be only too happy to go toe to toe w/ Dr. Will.

[LostinVA]

57. You just want to be a member of Chilltown

[xmas74]

61. No.

If this were S2 then yes. Nowadays, all Will does is talk about the D list celebs he's friends w/ and about being on Dr 90210

[LostinVA]

64. Will's face looks puffy and distorted

I think he went to Dr. 90210 a few too many times...

[xmas74]

71. Get this-

on the feeds Janie and Howie noticed he had a few fresh scars on his abdomen. Turns out he had lipo three weeks before he went into the house.

[LostinVA]

74. giggle

[xmas74]

76. And kept telling Janie that she needed lipo.

She told Kaysar. She said that maybe Will was right. Kaysar said something along the lines of how it's his job to sell that shit to everyone!

[xmas74]

63. One more interesting BB tidbit

http://www.mandelion.com/

Who is the real Mr and Mrs Smith? And why is Toni Ferrari so involved in BB, even though she's never played?

[LostinVA]

65. OH.MY.GOD.

[xmas74]

73. I know!

"Toni says hi."

That's just so wrong. Toni Ferrari is the true all time champ of BB w/o even entering the house.

[LostinVA]

75. She's a freak

Her eyes scare me.. (I admit I watched Love Cruise!!!)

:scared:

[xmas74]

77. Old bug-eyed.

But she now owns this game.

They should bring her into the house to compete now.

[LostinVA]

80. OOOH... I wonder what would happen???

[xmas74]

81. catfight between her and Diane.

[LeftyMom]

10. I did outscore bibaby on the lesbian test...

Sure, why not. :D

[LeftyMom]

72. Ahem.

Still waiting for my toaster...

Nobody loves me or something. :cries:

[miss_american_pie]

14. Can I still kiss boys?

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

17. Yes, but you have to know that kissing women is better

[miss_american_pie]

21. Erm, well

I'd have to do that to know that, and I thought we weren't going to let the guys watch.

[LostinVA]

22. They can't watch -- they'll film it and sell it to Howard Stern

[miss_american_pie]

23. Maybe we should film it

and sell it to Howard Stern. I could use some new shoes.

[LostinVA]

25. Hmmm... I've been wanting a pair of Flyroc running shoes...

We can get Xmas74 drunk -- she says she's a cheap date... AND a lesbian magnet....

[miss_american_pie]

26. Works for me

:woohoo:

[KitchenWitch]

24. Can I be an honorary Lesbian?

Do I get a new toaster?

[LostinVA]

27. I already figured you wanted to be... and it's a toaster OVEN

*sigh*

For your punishment, you have to write the following 100 times:

"God, Angelina Jolie is soooo hot."

[KitchenWitch]

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:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

33. ROFLMAO.

That was great.

[KitchenWitch]

36. ...

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

39. Dayum, yer good.

If you were a lesbian, you'd have a puppy in me. You are one great woman. I can't keep a straight face around you. I haven't forgotten the grocery store incident, lol. Should I not have gone there. I mean, that alone should win this contest for you. You can run with the best of us.
:loveya:

[LostinVA]

42. OKay, you are forgiven -- the toaster oven is on the way

It's in Butch Blue. I thought you would like that.

[asthmaticeog]

28. Since when do lesbians have to be drunk to make out with each other?

I thought that was like an essential characteristic. :shrug:

[conflictgirl]

32. Am I too new to the Lounge to sign up?

That sounds like honorary status I want to have. }(

[LostinVA]

43. Of course not -- you're a DU HL!

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Since I'm halfway there already, I do!

:hi: Being bi's fun. I get to play for both teams. :evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

35. Hey, that's discrimination!

Although I'm a male, I like women.

Therefore.........

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

37. If I had it to do all over again...I would be

[LostinVA]

45. We have more fun....

[texanwitch]

38. I want to be an honorary lesbian.

I have a thing for Ashley Judd.

[LostinVA]

44. *gasp* ASHLEY IS MINE!!!

[texanwitch]

79. We can share.

:pals:

[Spacemom]

46. I'm in

I've been married for 13 years, but I tell my husband that if I ever leave him it will be for a woman.

So much easier to get along with! :P

[jonnyblitz]

47. can gay guys be honorary lesbians? I'll even get a mullet!!

:P

:hide:

[terrya]

50. I was just going to ask this!

Well, not necessarily about the mullet. :-)

[jonnyblitz]

69. I actually used to have a mullet..I wish I had a picture...

I thought I was lookin like David Bowie at the time, though. :crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

52. Hey!

:spank:

[jonnyblitz]

67. ....

:D

[LostinVA]

58. Yes... NO MULLET!!!

[jonnyblitz]

68. you don't like mullets?

that's a first..OK I WILL STOP!! i don't want you to hate me! :hi:

[taterguy]

48. Is Loudon Wainwright III allowed in the club?

[Bassic]

49. Pfff, uuuh, no we'd never do that

O8)


:D :hi:

[LynneSin]

53. Don't I already qualify as your long-lost sister?

BTW - you have to read my new reply in that thread about the 'child pornographer'.

I really went off especially when someone is enabling the 17-year-old kid working the photo machine at my local Happy Harry's as the one to pass judgement on my photos

[LostinVA]

59. Sweetums, you are the first name on the list

I was in a meeting until 1230.... I had two PMs and this post telling me about that thread!

[Taverner]

55. Do I still get the toaster?

[LostinVA]

60. No -- you can become a gay guy and get a panini maker, though

[Taverner]

62. Don't like paninis - could I get a belgian waffle maker instead?

[LostinVA]

66. Yes, as long as you only make low carb Belgian waffles

[TimeChaser]

70. Ooh! Me!

:D

[Guava Jelly]

78. can i please be a lesbian?

I know I am a guy...But I just love lesbians and every one ive ever met loved me also.
Please please please :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

82. *ahem*