My Pets are better than your pets: Defend your argument here

[LynneSin]

ME?

Abbott and Evita are the best bets you could have because Abbott is so silly and plump that he defines "love" in the form of a 14lb furball. And he loves to talk with you - we could go on for 5 minutes chatting back and forth with his art of conversation.

And with a cat like Evita - who needs a fricking alarm clock. Because at 7am, when I've overslept everything else, there is Evita on my bed meowing up a storm because she expects to be fed at 7am each day.

My Pets are better than your pets!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Too easy, LynneSin.

Chessie the wundergod, er, wunderdog, has never killed a songbird.






(You totally set yourself up for that one, gf)

[LynneSin]

2. Chessie can't protect you from Avian Flu

Wheras when the infected birds start attacking me I'll have Evita by my side killing them

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Good point. And, there is a dead bird in the driveway next to my van.

But, can Evita and Abbott protect you from rogue garbage collectors and the recycling man?

Can they cause such a stink at 6AM on Wednesdays and Thursdays that it wakes everyone in the house? I didn't think so.

[taterguy]

4. All pets have unique values and none are necesarily better than others

But my dog is pretty damn cute

[Divameow77]

5. My 11 year old cat

Diva has never made a mess on the floor, not even a hairball, and she lets me hold her like a baby :-) and she has cute white feet so it looks like she's wearing socks!

[MissHoneychurch]

6. This thread

is worthless without pics :evigrin:

Come on, show your sweeties off!!!

[HughBeaumont]

7. Correct.

Hoss the dog is 16 years old, incontinent, seizure-ridden and near death and Benny the Bichon Frise often takes shits on my floor . . . a YEAR after he knows he's not supposed to.

[Skittles]

8. MY PETS COULD KICK YOUR PETS' ASSES

YES INDEED

[taterguy]

9. Led Zep never wrote a song about cats

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. We have a gay pug dog.

What's cooler than that?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I don't even want to ask how you know it's gay.

:scared:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. He is a committed "bottom."

And this weren't no one-time thing, either.

Everywhere we go, male dogs fuck Gomez. A lot.

[LynneSin]

15. dog probably tried humping whoisalhedges

:D

[underpants]

17. We have a gay cat

Not that it is better I'm just saying that even the vet said "Wow he is really effeminate".

Loves to watch my wife cook. LOVES showtunes. Very neat.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Now that I think about it, Chessie the wundergod might be gay.

She is always chewing on my underwear. :freak:

[jobycom]

12. My Amber is demon-possessed and can float in the air with glowing eyes

And Minnie... well, just try to top this!

[Patiod]

13. Unless your pets destroy my sleep every morning at 4am

then YOUR pets are indeed better than my pet.

Plus I bet your pets aren't nasty little bitey things that will sink their teeth into you if you DON'T wake up....

[JPZenger]

16. My dog is definitely worse than your dog

My dog goes for his first dog obedience class tonight. I just know he is going to be expelled.

[taterguy]

19. Read Ceaser Milan's new book

Trust me, it will help you and your dog

[RedCloud]

18. Defeated before I even start...

Well my cat pees on pillows better than your cat...

My parrot is sweeter (not tastier!) and loves blondies.

My dog loves me and she likes to sneak into the bedroom and slurp at my feet dangling off the side of the bed to wake me up.

Maybe I got at least a point scored somewhere...

[underpants]

20. My Pepper is the greatest mouser EVER!

and she has a bit of a shoe thing going on .

[Dukkha]

22. oh yeah?

here's my pet eating a mouse! She kills them in seconds then spends hours slowly devouring them.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. OMG. My first pet's name was Pepper!

He's dead now.

[underpants]

29. Really?

that is pretty amazing

[Midlodemocrat]

30. That's why I posted to you.

What are the odds?



:bounce:



Kidding of course. People routinely name their animals after condiments.

[LisaM]

21. Gordie will allow us to dress him in Hallowe'en costumes

and he will greet all the trick or treaters. And they both will go on long hikes with us. And Bonnie is so cute people will come out of their houses to greet her.

[uppityperson]

23. Mine are better because they live with me.

[maxsolomon]

26. my pets are BAD

the dog, seamus, counter surfed a dozen (store-bought) pecan tarts yesterday - and those dog farts smell terrible.

the cat is ok - he likes us when he's around.

[Momgonepostal]

27. My goldfish don't poop on the rug

Beat THAT!

[LynneSin]

28. My cat doesn't poop in the water that they drink

or in the bed where they sleep

SO THERE!!

[MissB]

31. Some of my pets provide food for me. Each day.

My chicks pop out an egg a day.

My pets are better than your pets! :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Hmmm...it's a long argument.

Midnight is the best of all the pets (including the rest in my house) because she will fuck up anyone (human or pet) that disagrees with her. She also got lost for two weeks in a blizzard and came back fine (although 2lbs lighter). So she can even say "FUCK YOU NATURE!" and get away with it.


Ginsberg because he's a goofball and just like his namesake, Allen Ginsberg, he understands a bad trip.


Peaches (left) and Cuddles (right) rock because they fight over knives. Cuddles also swims in the pool and acts as a footwarmer. Peaches also was a malnourished rescued breeder cat. She was so starved that she weighed 5lbs when we got her and now she's a THIN 9lbs.


Darwin rocks because, not only is he a bunny named Darwin, but his ball-snipping hasn't affected his sex drive. Plus he can take butt-biting kittens in stride.


Elfie rocks because she will kick butt-biting kitten ass.


Stumpy, Spot, and Killer are the best because they are the DU Lounge Lizards.


Dr. Gonzo rocks because, even with a stump, he is a big bad-ass motherfucker of a beaded dragon and he'll draw blood on anyone that doesn't respect that.


Raoul Duke rules because she's nicer than her brother Dr. Gonzo. She also has a stump, but on her rear leg. Let's face it, if your leg gets attacked, dries up, falls off, and you take it in stride, you rule.


The fish beat your fish because I said so. Except for those big stupid orange parrot cichlids, if anyone wants those, they're free.