God Hates Shrimp!

[Benfea]

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[XemaSab]

1. As my pastor put it

"A gay man eating lobster is twice as sinful."

[Benfea]

2. I hope he was being tongue in cheek-NT

[XemaSab]

5. As a queer woman,

SHE was being VERY tongue in cheek.

[Benfea]

8. Haha! -NT

[Guava Jelly]

3. that is great!!!

I will forward that to a few friends

[Benfea]

4. Protest your local restaurant today!

The restaurant industry must not be allowed to mock the Bible like this! We need laws!

[China_cat]

6. Good. More for me.

[Benfea]

7. Crustacean-eating heathen!

You will burn in the fires of heck, infidel!

[China_cat]

9. With linguine

and home-grown, homemade sweet basil pesto for supper.

While wearing a poly-cotton blouse and sassing my parents. (Anything I missed?)

[Benfea]

10. *gasp* I shall pray for your immortal soul, sinner! -NT

[China_cat]

12. Thank you. I'll burn a puppy for yours.

[Robb]

11. Our Google ads play to the comedy:

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:rofl:
SINNERS!!

[Benfea]

13. Blasphemer! -NT

[El Fuego]

14. Yet another way for me to be a godless heathen!

Yum yum!

[LynneSin]

15. Guess I'm going to hell with all you gay folks

I'm not sure how that's a bad thing especially knowing that Robertson, Falwell, Dobson, Phelps and others like them will definately not be there.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I'm gay and I probably ate 20 shrimp last night. I'm doomed!

In the last week, I've also consumed two lobsters, several crabs and numerous clams. I'm definitely going to hell. Anyway, since I'm going to hell I might as well eat more clams tonight. Maybe the striped bass will counteract the clam sin though. I've been damned by a week in a CT fishing town...figures...I mean, driving across CT truly is hell.

[LynneSin]

17. But can you call it hell if you're surrounded by people you like?

I mean geez - if you ended up in a place filled with Freepers and narrow minded assholes like Falwell, Dobson, Phelps, etc - wouldn't that be the first sign you're in hell?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. To me it would be.

At least we know hell would have a much better party going on with a lot cooler people. Anyway, we'd have the a lot of the seafood.

[LynneSin]

20. So seriously - how is that hell?

:shrug:

Good friends, good times and lots of seafood - sounds like heaven to me

[Benfea]

21. Damn!

If you eat any more seafood, you'll turn into a sea creature yourself!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Or die of mercury poisoning.

Actually, I ate some sushi last night, so the fish consumption has continued into my return to NJ. I don't see any fish on my menu for the immediate future. I'll actually probably be eating tofu and quinoa tonight.

I ate so much fish in CT because we went fishing every morning and got some clams at the beach everyday. Plus my stepdad caught some lobsters scuba diving one day and happened to be at the docks when a lobster boat came in the next day. Honestly, who could resist the seafood (provided they like seafood)?

[redqueen]

18. hehehe

mmmmmm... more for me!