Alan Colmes' Death Goes Unreported On Hannity & Colmes

[matcom]

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WASHINGTON, DC—The accidental death of Alan Colmes, the liberal commentator sometimes featured alongside conservative Sean Hannity, has gone unreported on their Fox News political commentary show for two weeks. "I can't understand why—why the Republicans are afraid to pull the trigger on immigration!" said Hannity, speaking to an empty seat across the set. "Would someone, anyone from the other side of the issue please tell me exactly how you seduced them to the Dumb Side? This is backwards thinking!" Hannity did not attend the funeral held last weekend for Colmes, who, according to anonymous sources within Fox News, was caught in a D.C.-area crosswalk when the light changed, flip-flopped on which way to go, and was struck by a dump-truck.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50022

[Richardo]

1. The Onion is blocked on our server - thanks for the snip

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[matcom]

2. that's the whole thing

under their "News in Brief" section :D

[Richardo]

3. .

:thumbsup: Even better!

[anarch]

4. the Onion is blocked? That's just terrible.

"No humor allowed!"

[Maccagirl]

5. LOL!

Sadly for Mr. Colmes, I don't think this is far from the truth.

[Guaranteed]

6. Here's one of my favorites from them:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33440

And one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in my life: "In this life, you gotta dive into the gutter headfirst."

[Gold Metal Flake]

7. My favorite part...

"Alan Colmes, the liberal commentator..."

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