Just so you know, I am coy.

[swag]

[ChoralScholar]

1. I am also coy

koi, that is:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Somehow, my dear swag.......

The word "coy" is not the one that comes to mind when I consider YOU!

[idgiehkt]

3. just so you know, I am not.

[Heidi]

4. When'd _that_ start?

;)

[swag]

5. It was passed by referendum three Novembers ago.

[Heidi]

6. Not surprisingly,

I hadn't heard that, swag. I am so uncool and out of the loop since I moved to this small, developing nation that doesn't believe in automatic ice-makers or air conditioning. x(

[swag]

7. Buck up, there lassie.

Helvetica is way cooler than Arial.

Admit it: you only moved there for the typeface.

[Heidi]

9. I'm ashamed to admit this,

but I'm more of a Tahoma kinda gal. Or Verdana. :D

[swag]

10. I am profoundly disappointed.

No, wait a minute. I am profoundly dissipated.

[swag]

12. I apologize for the horrible punctuation in the subject line.

The subject line should have read "Buck up there, lassie."

Hand me that wet noodle. Time for some self-flagellation.

[ThomCat]

8. Oh Geez. You turn around twice

and the whole world changes. :P

[swag]

11. It's a motherfucker out there.