i've missed you guys

[sniffa]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. You dick.

:D

:hi:

[sniffa]

7. ..

:hi:

i never got your other profiLe. :evilgrin:

[demdiva]

2. Oh this is my favorite joke ever! I e-mailed it to a brazillion people

last year!!!!! Thanks for the reminder!!!!

[sniffa]

12. no prob

i figured it's about time our version of "the aristocrats" made a comeback. :P

[Mutley]

3. Hi sniffa.

How's everything been going with you? :hi:

[sniffa]

10. eh, it's been going

summertime's starting, we're in our new pLace; can't ask for too much more..... other than winning the Lottery i pLayed the other night. boooooo!!!!

:hi:

[Mutley]

45. Aye, I got discouraged with the lottery and haven't played in awhile.

:P

Good to know everything is well. Welcome back. :D

[sniffa]

47. i aLmost never pLay

excLuding scratchies, which i buy about once or twice a month, i onLy buy a Lottery ticket when it's one of those big jackpots.

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I WAS gonna say I missed you, too.

Hell, I DID. I DID miss you!!!!! Lots!!!!

:loveya:

How the heck are you and the Mrs. and Bi-baby?

[sniffa]

8. hi sweetie

and happy birthday!!! :party: :party:

we're doing okay. (bi-baby says we're doing better than okay)

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Thanks.

I'm glad you're back.


(perhaps they can find comfort in their low low prices) still my all time favorite.

[sniffa]

19. hehe

i forgot about the roLLback pLane. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Missed you too, ya brat!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

11. backatcha

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

51. Awww!

:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Fucking recommended.

That was beautiful.

[sniffa]

14. thank you, thank you

pLease remember to tip your waitress.

[khashka]

9. It is so nice to see you

that I will restrain myself from smacking you upside the head for this post....

I guess I must really like you.... cuz that takes a lot of restraint!


Khash.

[sniffa]

15. snort

:rofl:

i've been been waiting to post this for so Long. :P

[Duncan Grant]

16. You always did know how to make an entrance.

Nice to see you, too! :hi: :D

[sniffa]

17. oh p'shaw

i'm just fashionabLy Late is aLL. :P


backatcha. :hi:

[matcom]

18. SNIFFA!!!

:bounce:

[sniffa]

21. what?

:D

when's your bbq? how's your scooter?

[matcom]

22. fucking rain is keeping it under wraps

x(

not sure about the bbq yet but WILL let YOU know!

[sniffa]

25. nice

scooters are for itaLians. ;)

hopefuLLy martin wiLL be there too. :bounce:

[jobycom]

20. Ah, man

I hate you, you friggin' genius! :bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Yeah, fuck you, Sniffa.

[sniffa]

26. you wish

got $14?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. As a matter of fact I do...but I plan on spending it...

at some lesbian club tommorow.

[sniffa]

32. you shouLd go to one in canada

it'LL onLy cost you $10

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. I liked Montreal. It was nice and much cheaper than NJ.

I need to go back when I won't be spending half my time saying "it's so fucking cold...so cold...so cold."

[sniffa]

37. i agree

montreaL kicks ass!!!

'teasers' is the best fLesh bar i've ever been to.. and that incLudes 'cheaters' in providence.

i aLso enjoyed the strangers offering me 'bLanco' every time i turned around.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. What is 'blanco?'

Is it what I think it is?

[sniffa]

42. probabLy

i had no idea what it was untiL they showed me. :o

[asthmaticeog]

24. You utter bastard!

Nice to see you back, but man, that was an unfortunate choice of re-entry material. :evilgrin:

[KFC]

27. Fuck you nt

[sniffa]

28. see above

mmm, now i want some KFC. :9

[KFC]

33. We do not serve chicken feet

Get your commie ass to China.

[terrya]

30. Even though I've read that joke about 97.432 fucking times....

Holy plot twist! Like it was said before, you sure know how to make an entrance.

Welcome back. :-)

[sniffa]

31. ..

:hug:

good to see you. :*

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Sniffa's back!

Let's give him a foot.

[sniffa]

38. onLy if they're to my standards

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

57. Guess this won't make the cut, huh?

[flvegan]

35. You suck ass Like a tornado in a donkey farm.

Nice to see you back, though. At Least hopefuLLy back.

[sniffa]

39. hopefuLLy

:hi:

[Cannikin]

40. Sniffa!!!! I've missed you too.

[sniffa]

43. aww

:loveya:

i saw your pic in the pic thread - damn i've been gone a whiLe... when did you get an s.o.?
nice job. grrrr!!

[Cannikin]

76. Actually I've had him for 5+ years. I was going to leave him for you.

:evilgrin: I'm glad everythings going great for ya.

[IsIt1984Yet]

44. The "L's" in your OP are not in CAPS

:o

[sniffa]

46. but i'm Lazy

copy and paste.

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

48. SNIFFA! Omigod!

I was just talking to Bi-Baby....

I told her to tell you to get your ass back here!

So damn good to see you!

Please, please, don't go away again......:cry:


:loveya: :grouphug: :loveya:-->for all three of you!

[sniffa]

49. awww

:blush:

thank you. :D

i can't promise anything.

[LynzM]

50. You're a punk.

:P Welcome back to the insanity! :bounce:

[sniffa]

54. Lynz!!!

i've missed you so. :loveya:
your famiLy too.

i was taLking to a Long Lost member the other night who was asking about you... though i couLdn't offer anything since i've been Long Lost for a whiLe.

[LynzM]

59. Eeen-ter-resting....

PM me, I'll catch ya up, and all... curiosity killed the cat, etc. :)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

52. Hey!

:hi:

[sniffa]

55. hey hey hey

:hi:

[auntAgonist]

53. welcome back ... so...

just how many IS a brazillion?


aA
:hi:

[sniffa]

56. gracias

a braziLLion is bigger than a breadbox... i think. :shrug:


:hi:

[MissB]

58. even after that

I'm glad you're back

[lumberingbear]

60. I've been lucking the last few days, but I had to say Hi to you Sniffa!

(Please stick around awhile! :pals:

[swimboy]

61. OMG! I'm so glad to see you, man!

I have really missed having you around. I'm glad to hear things are going well. This is a wonderful and unexpected treat!

:hi: :hug: :hug: :hi:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SwNM8jjX12I&search=emma%20peel

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. OMG!

HI!




:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[New Earth]

63. omg

did you get a new keyboard? your lowercase L's are.....lowercase :o :hi:

edit: NO. you must have copied and pasted the joke LOLOLOL

[bettyellen]

64. OMG!

and there's nothing new and naughty in my mail box.
you are going to get slapped!
:loveya:

[Redstone]

65. Dude! How the fuck you been? Mrs S and BiBaby doing well?

Redstone

[uppityperson]

66. welcome back!

can't believe you suckered us all again.

[u4ic]

67. What a way to make an entrance!

Welcome back. :hi:

[dolo amber]

68. 'ello, mate

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

69. DUDE!!!

Great to see ya!

[DawgHouse]

70. CURSES!

[Kat45]

71. Hey, good to see you back.

Not that I've been around here much myself lately. :hi:

[Skittles]

72. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

I HAVE MISSED YOUR ASS!!!

[Random_Australian]

73. Hi! Nice joke!

[billyskank]

74. sniffa!!!!

You are such an asshole! :rofl:

:hi:

[DainBramaged]

75. Nicely done

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[tjwmason]

77. You's a freeking bastard.

But bloody excellent to see you back. :hug:

[Cannikin]

78. Play nice, TJ!

How are you today?

[tjwmason]

80. I do try to...

but the Brazillion joke????

I'm good today, you?

:hug: :loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

79. .....

;)

:*

[RetroLounge]

82. ...

:hug:

:hi:

RL

[billyskank]

84. bi_baby!!!

:bounce:

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

81. Well heck yeah! Welcome back!

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

83. You Bitch!

:hi:

:D

RL

[Amaya]

85. Hey you!!

:D

[progmom]

86. i have missed you too

:hug:

[xmas74]

87. Dammit!

You were here and I missed it!

I'm too tired right now or I'd look for a picture of feet in your honor.