Such a prize.....

[WCGreen]

I am....




Air Hose...

Pneumatic chest pumper...

Inhaler...

I'm ready to go...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My god, Chris!

You have quite the get-up there!

But it looks very efficient, like it's doing the job you need to have done...

I hope it is helping you get well, that's what I'm hoping!

BTW...just got off the phone with Khash.....he says hello.....

:hi:

[WCGreen]

5. It's doesn't go with my Hawaiian shirt....

[ThomCat]

2. Wow. I hope you won't need those long.

[WCGreen]

8. Wel, I have grown attached.....

[Nicole]

3. I hope they help you

and you can be rid of them soon.

[WCGreen]

7. Well, it looks like it's gonna be a long time.....

I am thinking of naming the different tubes....

[Floogeldy]

4. Dude, I didn't know that bong technology had advanced so far.

Where can I get one? ;)

[WCGreen]

6. They are only 15k.....

But it does the job....

[Floogeldy]

9. Blessings of health and happiness to you and yours, WCG.

:)

[WCGreen]

10. Thanks....

I think the chest thumping thing will help get the stuff out of my lungs...

I wish I had this five years ago....

[reyd reid reed]

11. Well, I know that guys like gadgets,

but isn't that a bit extreme?

:hug:

I hope you're done with that contraption soon, hon.

[WCGreen]

13. It's a chick magnet....

What can I say.....

It will, so they say, help me live longer....

[reyd reid reed]

37. Breathing is always an attractive quality in a man...

It's supposed to be our job to take your breath away.

Feel better.

[WCGreen]

40. But you do....

All that hair...

Takes my breathe away....

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Dude, um...

...are you going commando there?


:wow:


:7

[WCGreen]

I can't find my lips.......

As to the commando thing....

I have a vest on, silly.....

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Don't worry, I'll share mine!

Here! What flavor you want?

[WCGreen]

29. Whuch ever one goes with yours....

[Dangerously Amused]

33. Aww...

:loveya:

[WCGreen]

34. .....

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

14. LOL

Leave it to you to notice that!

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Oh psh!

Like you didn't notice too. :eyes:


I'm just the only one with the chutzpah to SAY it.


:7

[KitchenWitch]

15. Looks like you are having more fun than any human should be allowed.

:hug:

[WCGreen]

16. It's suppose to make my boobs bigger.....

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Eh, big boobs are overrated.

BUT, if you can figure out how to reverse the engine on that vertical tube... :evilgrin:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

17. You look like my patients!

Currently doing a rotation on a pulmonary floor of a large, urban hospital.

Hope you feel better soon! :hug:

[WCGreen]

18. I have bronchectisis......

I don't know how to spell it...

All I know is I cough a lot and get sick a lot and this contraption is suppose to help me...

[texanwitch]

19. I had that and pneumonia at the same time years ago, never want that

gain.

Get well soon.

:hug:

[WCGreen]

20. That is why I drink the tea....

[texanwitch]

21. I was so sick, in the hospital for a week.

Hospitals are not for sick people, just try getting some sleep.

[WCGreen]

22. That was the worst thing abou the hospital....

It sucks trying to get some shut eye....

[texanwitch]

36. I had to check out and go home to get well.

I couldn't sleep at night and just try to sleep during the day.

One night I saw a circus parade come though my room, between lack of sleep and meds I was floating.

[Random_Australian]

23. Get well soon!

[WCGreen]

30. I'm tryin'......

[Random_Australian]

35. Tis better to try than to.... I had better not ryhme that.

:o

:)

;)

?

[RevCheesehead]

25. I still think you're sexy as hell.

And I'm so glad you're alive. That's two reasons enough to not give up.

:hug:

[WCGreen]

28. Thanks Rev.....

I was thinkin' bout you the other day....

I'll have to give you a call...

[NMMNG]

26. You're all dressed up

But can we take you out? :shrug:

[WCGreen]

31. I promise.....

Nothing really lewd will escape my mouth....

[NMMNG]

38. Well, you're no fun, are you?

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

39. I have to take the mask off....

To get the words out....

[NMMNG]

41. You could always use lewd gestures

[WCGreen]

42. I'm pretty good at those.....

As soon as the antibiotic regime is over,I am headed back to DC....

Two Weeks...

[asthmaticeog]

43. Holy shit, Chris!

I'm sorry.

[WCGreen]

47. It's only for about 40 miutes a day.....

[asthmaticeog]

53. Still sucks.

I hope your health improves. I'll be keeping you in my thoughts, man.

[ikojo]

44. Do you have to wear that all the time or

just for treatments?


I hope you are contraption free soon!!

[WCGreen]

48. Just for treatments....

I am, however, saving it for my budding fetish....


:bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex :bounce: Sex

[dysfunctional press]

52. just out of curiosity...

when you're doing a 'treatment'- what is it that you're breathing in thru the mask...? lots of oxygen? albuterol or something similar..?


one more question- is this a 'natural' condition...? (i.e. -genetic or viral), or is it something brought on by something like smoking or environmental/work related conditions...?

just curious. i have breathing difficulties arising from a spinal condition that restricts the movement of my ribs- but not problematic to the extent that your's seems to be...but at least you seem to have good spirits about it...and usually that's more than half the battle.

[dysfunctional press]

45. i used to have a bong kinda like that-

and pot is a bronchial dilator...

[WCGreen]

49. All hail Ratafariaism.....

[kiraboo]

46. Nothing is more attractive than confidence

and you GOTTA be confident to post a picture of yourself in that getup! Be better soon... :hug:

[WCGreen]

50. Bottom Line.....

I want to live....

[lizziegrace]

51. and for that Chris

we're so very glad. I hope you live a long, hell-raisin' life.

I remember having to hit my daughter's back several times a day when she had pneumonia. One of those contraptions would be great for me since my lungs are pretty useless and I get pneumonia a lot too. Don't need bigger boobs though... :evilgrin:

:hug: dear friend. I hope you and your contraption part ways soon.

[RevCheesehead]

54. That, my friend...

is the best thing you've said, ever. :hug::hug::hug:

[WCGreen]

55. Well, I do.....

I have lot's to get to before I slip from this mortal coil.....

[MadHound]

56. Here's hoping that you get off that thing soon

And that you're with us for a long while. But hey, look on the bright side, if that get up makes those cool Darth Vader noises, you might be able to scare away the Jehovah's Witnesses without even opening the door.

Take care of yourself, and get well soon:hi:

[rug]

57. Good luck in GD.

Check in on your return.

[WCGreen]

58. Do you think it's enough.......

I don't know....

[rug]

59. Well . . .

put on some pants. They fight pretty dirty.