Beer swilling hedonists - your thoughts on body image?

[dpbrown]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!

Now what was I saying?

[xchrom]

1. that guy has about another ten minutes to live.

[ThomCat]

6. Yer not just kidding.

Damn.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Jesus, stick a fork in him and he'll pop. nt

[Deja Q]

26. But then the value of pretzels and doritos will plummet!

(sorry, I recall a skit on "In Living Color" where Oprah got that fat and then blew up and doritos rained over the Earth...) :wow:

[Joey Liberal]

27. LOL! Great line! n/t

[Joey Liberal]

28. I'd like to go drinking with that guy!

That's the kind of dude you want to visit a dive bar with and just cause all sorts of mayhem. As long as he's buying the beer of course:).......

[sendero]

2. It's got to be..

... quintuplets!

[Deja Q]

3. Worst botched breast enlargement surgery ever.

:hide:

When it pops, I'll have my umbrella up. Lord knows nothin' else will be up... :wow:

[Duncan Grant]

4. LMAO!

Best copycat in a long time... :rofl:

[smirkymonkey]

5. Better....

Better get a bucket. :puke:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

8. Ascites is a bitch.

[WeRQ4U]

9. He looks curiously proud of that thing.

It's so taut too. Are big bellies alwasy so tightly stretched?

[baldguy]

10. I drink beer to stay in shape.

round is a shape

[dpbrown]

12. Rotund!

Maybe this is the guy all those big halls in capitol buildings are named after.

[Monk06]

11. Hate to creep everybody out but the man is sexually active...with someone.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I'm a beer swilling hedonist, but I look like this...

In fact, I'm swilling a can of beer right in that picture.

[dpbrown]

18. You're giving beer swilling hedonists a GOOD name, you understand...

...keep up the good work!


:hi:

;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Oh I will.

Although I'm drinking a Bacardi & coke right now...mostly bacardi, really. Honestly, I think I'd waste away without alcohol. My body processes it like a food group.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. dp!

How you doin'? I've missed you!


:hi:


:hug:

[dpbrown]

17. DA!

Baby just turned one. Man, that year flew by.


I've missed you, too!!!

:loveya:

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Baby pitchers?

:bounce:

[scoey1953]

15. WoHooooooooooo!

[Ptah]

16. I don't look good naked anymore

I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So, I'm goin' upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me
They're afraid that I might fall

Well, I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said "MAN"
I said "What is it Doc, some fatal disease, I just gotta know the
score"
He said "No, you just don't look good naked anymore

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Well, I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun
Somebody yelled, "Hey, there's an old white whale washed up on the
shore
I just don't look good naked anymore

Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butt's a-draggin' the floor
An' I just don't look good naked anymore
No, I just don't look good naked anymore


I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
(aka TRUCKER'S LAMENT: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE)
(Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller)

[Broken_Hero]

20. it all looks good!

shit, i'm drunk right now, its amazing i can type...ask me anything!...;)

[Maestro]

22. Here's the guy's brother.

That condition seems to run in the family. and check out these sixpack abs.

[dpbrown]

23. Hmmmmm...curiously photoshop looking...

...although he's a dead ringer in the belly department!

[taterguy]

24. my beer swilling body is deceptive

Despite weighing much more than I'd like it's still capable of impressive physical feats. I can do a fifty mile bike ride in a reasonable amount of time. I survived the 18 mile Rim to the River and back hike in the Grand Canyon despite the warnings that you're not supposed to attempt it in one day. I don't look as good as I did a decade ago but I'm not sure how much I care. Being slim didn't get me laid too often back then so maybe beauty is more than skin deep after all.

[dpbrown]

29. I did that hike!

Well, it was a few years ago, and I did puke when I got to the top, but hey...


Good on you, mate!


:yourock:

[BreweryYardRat]

25. Well, now I don't feel so bad about the size of my gut.

On the other hand, I want to scrape that image out of my brain.