This is what everyone needs for their front yard!

[driver8]

http://www.bushgnome.com/

Don't forget to check out the accessories that are available!

[lizziegrace]

1. Gee, it's new and improved

and made in Zanesville, OH. I can't believe my home state sometimes...

[Telly Savalas]

6. Hey, at least it's made in the U.S.

[u4ic]

2. Money back guarantee

If for any reason you're not happy with your BushGnome, simply return it to us within 30 days and we'll refund your money. No questions asked.

If only * came with that guarantee...:-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. ACK!

:puke:

[Sanity Claws]

4. The accessories are great.

You have the bush gnome holding a bag of money or a gun.
On the home page, it shows him holding a flag.
Ahh, the beauty of capitalism.

[txwhitedove]

5. Dang, ya'll, if I just had a yard.

[kiraboo]

7. You buy the gnome and I'll put him in my yard.

Which Bush is that supposed to be anyway? Creepy? Crappy? Crummy?

[4morewars]

11. Dopey

dopey like ten m*****f****** !

[Gold Metal Flake]

8. Not sure my grass could withstand all of the urine I would deposit upon it

Picture a large brown area with this gnome in the middle.

[SofaKingLiberal]

9. I would just end up using it for target practice.

[GardeningGal]

10. Hah! I wonder if there's a volume discount.....

I'd put one in my yard with a big target painted on its chest. Wonder how long each of them would last....

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Good way to keep those pesky endangered species out of your garden

Manatees, burrowing owls, honest men, etc...

[Skittles]

13. bush's eyes are much closer together than that gnome's are

yup

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. ROFL...these are funny.....

Our Products !
We now offer several gnomes. Scroll down for details.
Gnomes measure approx.10 inches tall, are hand painted and made in the USA. Each 2.0 gnome comes with an American flag. Other accessories can be purchased or created. Each 2.0 gnome is hand numbered and has limited production of only 2,500. Get yours while the numbers are still low!


BushGnome 2.0a – Traditional Gnome



Here, Dubyah is seen in traditional garden gnome attire. Complete with Texas belt buckle and work boots, this gnome looks like he's been out clearing brush on the ranch. Keep the flag, or create your own accessory. Enter our contest !



BushGnome 2.0b– Patriotic Gnome




Dressed in stars and stripes, here Dubyah is as American as it gets.



BushGnome 2.0c– Military Gnome



Dubyah is ready for combat! Order the gnome-sized gun to make him complete. With a camo outfit and combat boots, this little guy is ready to handle your personal "home-lawn security."


BushGnome 1.0 – The Original BushGnome



This is the gnome that started it all. BushGnome 1.0. Some say his crossed fingers behind his back are a sign of dishonesty, while others see it as a symbol of good luck. Production on this model has stopped and we only have about 500 left. When there gone, they're gone.

[The_Casual_Observer]

17. Where is the one in the orange prison jumper?

[blondeatlast]

15. Does he come with TANG certification?

Or a codpiece/flight suit?

[gkdmaths]

16. What I really need is a lawnmower.

Any volunteers??

No???

[NMMNG]

18. Just what I need

Something to attract dogs to my yard to do their business. :eyes: