Whose moustache would win in a fight?

[Wetzelbill]

John Stossel




Geraldo Rivera

[ghostsofgiants]

1. They'd team up for a match against...

Eugene Hutz's and Greg Norton's mustaches.

[RevCheesehead]

2. Oooh, Rabrrrrrr's gonna be pissed.

You left out Wilford Brimley. :P



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[Wetzelbill]

3. maybe next time

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Damn right! As part of the "I Had Rough Sex With Wilford Brimley Club",

I resent that he was left off this poll.

[RevCheesehead]

20. Thank you for not disappointing!!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. I'd put them all up against a porn star mustache any day...

...1970s porn stars, to be exact... :P Harry Reems' mustache would win against ANY celeb with a mustache today! :rofl: Oh, and if George Costanza ever grows a mustache and changes his name to Buck Naked like he threatened to on Seinfeld, HIS mustache would win too.... :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

5. oh man, Harry Reems moustache is registered as a lethal weapon

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. LOL!

:rofl: See, I told ya! :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

7. What would happen when THIS guy jumps into the ring, uninvited?

[Wetzelbill]

8. toughest man on earth

would not even be fair. :)

[Evoman]

9. Chuck Norris

Duh..

Chuch Norris would appear in the arena, and all of the hair on both Geraldos and Stossels staches would start crying and fall of their face. The hair would then bow to the awesome power of Chuch Norrises mustache.

[Wetzelbill]

11. what's more Chuck's 'stache would only use roundhouse kicks

:)

[leeroysphitz]

10. Tom Sellek's 'stache would eat them both ALIVE.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. Don't count out the Kaiser

[u4ic]

14. Or this guy...

[Cannikin]

13. They both look like 70s porn stars

[Arugula Latte]

18. I know. Can't you hear that twangy music playing in the background?

John Stossel delivers a pizza, only to find a hot, restless young skank ...

[Blue_Tires]

15. Dennis Gage from "my classic car"

[Spirochete]

16. Sam Elliot's moustache

would eat them both for lunch.

[In_The_Wind]

21. just so there is no mistake in excellence:

:evilgrin:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

17. the Schmidt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Those aren't moustaches...

THIS is a moustache: