Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

[Orsino]

"....Now does he feel his title
Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe
Upon a dwarfish thief."
--Macbeth, 5.2.20-22

[Jade Fox]

1. Perfection! n/t

[Orsino]

2. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

(George Carlin and Ann Coulter on the Tonight Show)

"To cast away honesty upon a foul slut were to put good meat into an unclean dish." --As You Like It, 3.3.31-32

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. YES!!!!!!

:thumbsup:

[Orsino]

4. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"His addiction was to courses vain;
His companies unletter'd, rude, and shallow;
His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports;
And never noted in him any study,
Any retirement, any sequestration
From open haunts and popularity." --Henry V, 1.1.54-59

[Orsino]

5. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"As young as I am, I have observed these three swashers. I am boy to them all three: but all they three, though they would serve me, could not be man to me; for indeed three such antics do not amount to a man." --Henry V, 3.2.28-32

[Misunderestimator]

6. Dejavu...

I think I already saw this thread title... about a dozen times today already. :o

[Name removed]

7. Deleted message

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[Orsino]

8. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"I am richer than my base accusers that never knew what truth meant." --Henry VIII, 2.1.104-5

[Orsino]

9. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"Though we lay these honours on this man, he shall but bear them as the ass bears gold."
--Julius Caesar, 4.1.19-21

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Hahaha!

I just got up and my day is made already! Keep those Daily Disses coming!

[arwalden]

11. No... Don't Listen To Her... Please Stop

... or combine them into ONE thread.

[Orsino]

12. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"A message well sympathized: a horse to be ambassador for an ass."
--Love's Labour's Lost, 3.1.49-50

[Misunderestimator]

13. Have you thought of consolidating these quotes...

into ONE thread?

[Misunderestimator]

26. Cool... looks like they're getting combined...

that or my very thoughts are being made true... :wow: Now I need to concentrate on the lottery.

[Ediacara]

28. Sorry Misunderestimator, 'twas me

[Misunderestimator]

29. Damn, I thought I was special for a minute there.

:cry:

[Orsino]

14. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"He hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book. He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink: his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts."
--Love's Labour's Lost, 4.2.24-27

[Orsino]

15. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"....To the which place a poor sequester'd stag,
That from the hunter's aim had ta'en a hurt,
Did come to languish, and indeed, my lord,
The wretched animal heaved forth such groans
That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat
Almost to bursting...."
--Macbeth, 2.1.35-40

[Orsino]

16. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"Methought I was enamour'd of an ass." --A Midsummer Night's Dream, 4.1.76

[Orsino]

17. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"From forth the kennel of thy womb hath crept
A hell-hound that doth hunt us all to death." --Richard III, 4.4.47-48

[Orsino]

18. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"When they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, they will lay out ten to see a dead Indian."
--The Tempest, 2.2.32-34

[Aristus]

19. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[Orsino]

20. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt."
--Two Gentlemen of Verona, 2.4.37-38

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. Wow, Orsino, do you KNOW Shakespeare that well, or did you get these

from a compilation? Either way, kudos to you!

[Orsino]

22. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"Be a whore still. They love thee not that use thee.
Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust." --Timon of Athens, 4.3.84-85

[Orsino]

23. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

(Bush hugs Coretta Scott King)

"She is as far high-soaring o'er thy praises
As thou unworthy to be called her servant." --Troilus and Cressida, 4.4.122-23

[Orsino]

24. Another Shakespearean Daily Diss

"Live you the marble-breasted tyrant still." --Twelfth Night, 5.1.122

[txwhitedove]

25. Stop, you're making me dizzy.

I miss Aristus. :scared:

[Deja Q]

27. You're dozzu?

Oops, dizzy. I'm dizzier.

[Haole Girl]

30. How many locks was that?

Just stopped by to say I do believe you now hold the record!

:spank: