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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 10:47 AM
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Ask me about the "Aristocrats" joke I told at the TX Dem convention
Go ahead. I dare ya.

:evilgrin:

I'll PM it to anyone who asks.
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Onlooker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:02 AM
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1. Yeah, I want to hear it.
Why not post it?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:05 AM
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3. If I were to post it, both the post and yours truly would be tombstoned
But check your PM.

:evilgrin:
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Onlooker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:14 AM
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4. OMFG. You actually told that joke?
That's hilarious (love Rove's cameo). Who did you tell it to, and was their laughter affected because their jaws were agape?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:18 AM
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5. I told it to a small group of DUers and bloggers after-hours
Some of us bolted from a blogger's party because it was getting too darned crowded, so we headed to a nearby restaurant and settled in, and that's where I told the joke.

Yes, jaws were dropping, and someone actually pounded the table at the end. It was fun.

Glad you liked it!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:02 AM
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2. I would like to read the aristocrats joke you told at the TX Dem confab.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:20 AM
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6. Check your PM
:evilgrin:
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:25 AM
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7. Ummm... OK
Edited on Sat Jun-17-06 11:36 AM by catbert836
:scared:

I would like to read it.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 12:08 PM
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8. I too, would like to read the aristocrats joke you told at the TX Dem
confab.

In fact, I wish I had been there.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 03:59 PM
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18. Aw, man! We missed you!
But check your PM. Enjoy!
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:01 PM
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9. lol
I told my version of the joke last night at the bar...the guys LOVED it when a lil ol' 4'11'' chick was just mouthing off the most foul and vile things ever :D
They all clapped at the end--tee hee.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:28 PM
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10. I wanna hear it, derby!
:-)
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:28 PM
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11. Ohhh, me too! n/t
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:31 PM
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12. If you had the stones to tell that joke at the TX dem convention
I would sure like to hear it
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:31 PM
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13. OK Derby, send it. Curiosity,ya know. LOL nt
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 03:09 PM
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14. Drop me a PM, please.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 03:11 PM
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15. How long did it last?
(and PM it to me!)
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:06 PM
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19. It wasn't a very long version - probably ten minutes
But check your PM. Enjoy!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:40 PM
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20. Wow...
I may have to vomit now.

In other words: good job!
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bedpanartist Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 03:14 PM
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16. pm me brotha!
soon.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 03:18 PM
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17. I'd love to hear your version of the Aristocrats.
:evilgrin:


:D
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:45 PM
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21. Please PM it to me
thanks

RL
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:47 PM
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22. Aristocratize me!
:-)
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 10:40 PM
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28. Okay!
You've been Aristocratized. Check your PM. Enjoy!
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 06:16 PM
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23. this should be good. Me too! Me too!
and thanks.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 06:39 PM
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24. I wanna hear it... er read it.
Please? :7
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 06:40 PM
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25. pm me baby
I ain't skeered
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 06:44 PM
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26. well -- i can't resist a que. -- tell me PLEASE!
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 06:52 PM
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27. You did not!!
Really?
A friend asked me to watch the movie because I was talking about how much I enjoy words, and word play.
I hated it at first, then I "got" it...

I would be very interested in a version told at a DEM convention. A Texas Democratic convention at that. Oh my dear, you may have topped them all.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 10:45 PM
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29. Oh, yes, I did...!
Not on the convention floor, mind you - that would have been asking a bit much. But I did share the joke with a few DUers and bloggers at one of the parties connected to the convention.

Check your PM, and enjoy!

:evilgrin:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 10:48 PM
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30. i'd love to hear it
thanks!
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:03 PM
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31. I loved that movie. Usually I'm the squeamish one and he's
the blue streak. Well, HE hightailed it out of the livingroom and I watched it.

Twice.

:hi:
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:13 PM
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32. I'd love to see it. PM, please.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 11:16 PM
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33. Send it to Me!
Sounds good. I loved the movie.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-18-06 08:32 PM
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34. OK, does anyone else want a PM?
I've hopefully PM'ed everyone who asked for the joke by now - any other takers?
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-18-06 09:04 PM
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35. PM me please...
...Giggles in anticipation...
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