WHO AM I? Come and play!

[MrScorpio]

The rules:

- Up to three Yes on No questions per post

- Post as many as you like

- Thread has a FIFTY post limit

Some hints:

- You have three questions to use per post. Anything less than that is a waste

- A lot of you guys will ask the same question. Read the other posts, clues are there

- If you ask bullshit questions, you're fucking it up for everyone else

- If you know what the career path is don't ask unrelated questions

- You should look for these basic clues: Sex, Race, Alive or Dead, Nationality, Occupation, Published or Featured works

[NJ Democrats]

1. Are you a White American Male?

[MrScorpio]

6. no

[Strawman]

2. OK

Are you a man?

Are you alive?

Were you born in North America?

[MrScorpio]

7. no, yes, yes

[wildhorses]

3. are you experienced?

are you jaded?

are you sirius?

[MrScorpio]

8. yes, no, no

[Sanity Claws]

4. 1. Did you become famous because of your musical ability?

2. Did you become famous because of your athletic ability?
3. Did you become famous because of a talent for writing fiction?

[MrScorpio]

5. no, no, no

[Sanity Claws]

9. Did you ever hold elective office?

Are you married to a politician?
Are you over 50 years old?

[MrScorpio]

10. no, no, yes

[Sanity Claws]

11. Are you known for writing non-fiction?

Are you known for your association with a religious group?
Are you an unelected political figure?

[MrScorpio]

12. no, no, no

[Sanity Claws]

13. Have you appeared in a movie?

Are you known for your dancing talent?
Have you appeared as a regular in any television show?

[MrScorpio]

15. yes, no, yes

[Blue-Jay]

14. KC & The Sunshine Band?

(OK - I didn't read the OP)

[MrScorpio]

16. no

[Sanity Claws]

17. Are you white?

Are you obese?
Are you considered a comedic actress?

[MrScorpio]

18. yes, no, yes

[Sanity Claws]

21. Are you Roseanne Barr?

Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Are you Lily Tomlin?

I give up. Good night!

[MrScorpio]

22. no, no, no

[txwhitedove]

19. May I ask directly who it is??? Are you......?

[MrScorpio]

20. No

[txwhitedove]

23. Are you Carol Burnett?

[MrScorpio]

26. No

[KFC]

24. Bea Aurthur

Thank you very much.

[MrScorpio]

27. No

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Are you a blonde?

A brunette?

A redhead?

[MrScorpio]

28. no, yes, no

[Strawman]

29. Does your first name begin with a vowel?

Are you married to an actor?

Were you on a 1980's sitcom?

[MrScorpio]

34. no, yes, yes

[SharonRB]

30. Are you Jean Stapleton?

Are you Valerie Harper?

[MrScorpio]

35. no, no

[SharonRB]

31. Are you from Detroit?

(I know you, Mr. Scorpio, are from Detroit, but is your alter ego for purposes of this quiz from Detroit?)

If the answer is yes, are you Lily Tomlin?

[MrScorpio]

36. No

[Suich]

32. So who is it?

:kick: because I wanna know!

[SharonRB]

33. Me, too.

Looks like Mr S hasn't been around most of the day. We want answers!

[Strawman]

37. Are you Rhea Perlman?

[Bombero1956]

38. are you

Mary Tyler Moore

[MrScorpio]

41. No

[MrScorpio]

40. No

[wildhorses]

39. are you a brunette?

did you have a tv sitcom in the 80's?

are you Louise Lassiter?

[MrScorpio]

42. Yes, yes, no

[wildhorses]

43. who is your husband?

how old are you?
were you on Johnny Carson?

[MrScorpio]

44. no, no, no

BTW Read the rules

[Heidi]

45. You're Roger Lodge. Don't deny it. (nt)

[MrScorpio]

46. No

And my underwear is not made out of mohair either

[Heidi]

48. .

:spray: <--- Whoever you are, you owe me a cup of coffee. :rofl:

[wildhorses]

47. Are you Rosanne Barr?

Are you Rosie O'Donnell?
Are you going to tell us on post #50?

[MrScorpio]

49. No, No, no

Post 51 for the answer

[wildhorses]

50. dare I be the last one???

:scared:



and yet I MUST know



and so I forge ahead


:hide:


and at times I fall back



at last I stand before you demanding answers!!!



please

[MrScorpio]

51. THE ANSWER: I am LAURIE METCALF

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurie_Metcalf


Lauren Ophelia "Laurie" Metcalf (b. June 16, 1955 in Carbondale, Illinois) is a three-time Emmy Award winning American actress and comedienne most closely associated with her role in the television show Roseanne.

Before starting her professional career, Laurie attended Illinois State University and obtained her Bachelor of Arts in Theater in 1976. Metcalf began her professional career in the late 70s as a cast member at Chicago's famed Steppenwolf Theatre Company alongside famous performers like John Malkovich, Gary Sinise and Glenne Headly. Soon she was brought on as a performer on Saturday Night Live for their 1981 cast, but appeared in only one episode before the season abruptly ended due to a writer's strike and she was not asked back in the fall.

She performed as a character actress in several movies in the 80s including Desperately Seeking Susan, Making Mr. Right, Miles from Home, Internal Affairs (film) and the Martha Plimpton vehicle Stars and Bars. It wasn't long before television producers took notice and she was cast as Jackie, sister to the title character in the hit series Roseanne.

Roseanne ran from 1988 to 1997 and Metcalf was a consistent cast member, receiving critical praise for her portrayal of the kooky sister. She won three Emmy awards for the role. During the show's run she continued appearing in movies, generally as the goofy or nutty best friend, in such films as Uncle Buck, A Dangerous Woman, Blink, The Secret Life of Houses, Toy Story and Leaving Las Vegas. In JFK, she played one of Jim Garrison's chief investigators.

Although Metcalf has continued to appear in supporting film roles since the end of her run on Roseanne, she is probably best remembered as the murderous mother of the late "Billy Loomis" in her appearance in the horror film Scream 2. She appeared with Norm MacDonald on The Norm Show (or Norm), and was also a regular character on the 2003 Nathan Lane series Charlie Lawrence; however, it was cancelled after only airing two episodes. She guest-starred on series including Malcolm In The Middle, Monk, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Without a Trace, Grey's Anatomy and Dharma & Greg.

She is married to Matt Roth and is the mother of three children, Zoe, Will, and Mae.



All you Roseanne guessers were sooooooooooooooo close!

[wildhorses]

52. excellent game....

:applause: