Do You Pray?

[sellitman]

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
And a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.

[Deja Q]

1. Gay male

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with a huge ***** who owns a fashion clothing store
And well defined abs.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a tinkle.
Amen.

[sellitman]

2. LOL.. Now we need one for a Gay Female.

I am not qualified though.

:shrug: