These are fun... add your own!

[CanuckAmok]

"Want a box of shit in your house? Get a cat!"

"Want a permanent mullett? Get tattooed!"

"Want to annoy people? Get a cell-phone!"

[leeroysphitz]

1. "Want to look like a snob?

Post a thread critical of people that are different than you!"

[HEyHEY]

2. Or tell them that in this case it's "Than" not "then"

[leeroysphitz]

3. HA! Got the edit in right before your counter snark!

:)

[eyesroll]

4. Actually, in this case it's "from," not "than" or "then."

:hi:

[HEyHEY]

5. Shit, very true

I took the left hook, but Stace went right for the throat.

[leeroysphitz]

6. .

:banghead:

[arwalden]

15. Yowza!

Nice! :thumbsup:

[CanuckAmok]

7. I'm sorry.......have we met?

[leeroysphitz]

8. Life is a circle. If we have met then I'm sure we'll meet again.

Who knows?

[CanuckAmok]

9. Finally, a reason to get up every morning! Thanks.

[Radical Activist]

10. Want to never date again? Collect all the Star Wars action figures!

[CanuckAmok]

11. WHAT?!

Now you tell me....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Hey! I have cats, seven tattoos and a cellphone!

:mad:

[asthmaticeog]

13. Tired of culture? Move to central Canada!

[GirlinContempt]

14. exCUSE me?

[Catbird]

16. Want a neverending chore? Plant grass. nt/