Random_Australian won't give you medical advice, but I'll help you out.

[JVS]

My accomplishments in the field are not being dead yet and no painful discharges :party:

Go ahead and ask!

[Random_Australian]

1. How long before this is locked? What should I go to remedy carpet

burn to the feet?

(Had capoeira on carpet, the normal room was not available :()

[JVS]

2. Soak your feet in epsom salts while watching TV and drinking Scotch.

Don't drink beer, as it will make you need to urinate, which will force you to get up, which will disrupt the soak

[Random_Australian]

3. No alcohol for me.

[Derailer]

4. How am I suppose to respect you or your advice

if you've never had a painful discharge????

Pissing razors is a rite of passage!

[JVS]

7. since when does "no discharge" mean "never had discharge"?

[taterguy]

5. How much pain is involved in getting a vasectomy?

[JVS]

6. Too much. Besides, even with a vasectomy someone else can knock up your..

wife or SO. Cut babies off at the source, the mother.